The broom sweeping robot's broom. Name: Broom of Furious Sweeping Doom Category: F*cking broom, what did you expect? First perk: Sweeping Allows you to sweep stuff. Perk tree: The one with actual perks Long Handle: Allows you to sweep farther Dah pimp broom: it's blinged out now with a necklace, tattoos, jeans all the way to it's knees, and a gold tooth (wat) ladies be all over this broom. Random perk: What does it do? I don't know just go sweep some shit. Exotic perk: Decapitator Yeah you read that right. Basically every time enter a a new game world your opponents are forced to line up in front of you as you mercilessly decapitate them (with a f*cking broom.) Then you just dry hump a stick for a while (Nicki Minaj style) How to obtain: You don't. See ya' later and sorry for wasting a whole 30 seconds of your life. [spoiler]You'll never get that 30 seconds back.[/spoiler]