I'll start, and you tell me your Chuck Norris jokes
Chuck Norris bought Thorn from the Gunsmith
Chuck Norris gave Gjallarhorn to Xûr
Chuck Norris found the 10th VoG chest on the release date
Chuck Norris didn't jump out of the bubble in time, Time's Vengeance was extended
Your turn
How about this one?
[spoiler]Why don't people mention Bruce Lee like they mention Chuck Norris?[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Because Bruce Lee ain't a f*cking joke![/spoiler]
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Bungie was gonna make chuck Norris a boss fight in the raid, but then they realized, he's lactose intolerant XD
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You fools.. Chuck norris doesn't need to do bounties, bounties need to no chuck norris.
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When the sword disappears its because chuck norris broke his toothpick.
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in the abyss, the thralls get weight of chuck norris
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Chuck Norris "is"the Nine.
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Once, instead of my Ghost yelling, "Look, the prison of elders", he screamed, "Look, Chuck -blam!-ing Norris" and I wasn't even mad.
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Chuck Norris made the Gjallahorn outdated
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Chuck Norris already killed HoW raid boss. Chuck Norris decides what Xûr is going to sell.
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The Traveler is actually Chuck Norris's medicine ball. It just floats there because Chuck Norris doesn't need to work out.
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Three shots to the head with Golden Gun.. that's how Chuck Norris brushes his teeth. I know he smiled at my hunter right before roundhouse kicking her into orbit!
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the thrall get slowed in the abyss due to the "Weight of Norris" effect
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When Chuck Norris plays Crota's End, Crota get's a debuff called Prescence of Norris that kills him instantly.
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Chuck Norris earned his Mida
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Chuck norris kills a warlock who self revives, the warlock realizes who hes dealing with, drops to the ground dead.
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What is this, 2010?
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Crota pointed at Chuck Norris. Crota died immediately and dropped two crux and a ghajllahorn.
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Chuck Norris didn't wake the hive, the hive woke Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have to shoot Crota to make him kneel, Crota kneels due to "The Weight of Norrisness"
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Sorry, this is now a smoggypluto thread.
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Atheon didn't open the time stream, Chuck Norris did.
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Chuck Norris is The Legend Himself.
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Ha - I made a post like this month ago. Look it up.
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When Chuck Norris reached Atheon, Atheon voluntarily jumped off the ledge.
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Chuck Norris made the vault of glass
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Chuck Norris got revived by his ghost, and went straight to the black garden
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Chuck Norris was offended that bungie could create a better story than he could. He called them up. Here is what we have now.