Post any relevant comments below.
EDIT: This is meant to be a funny post, not me bitching about Xur.
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Stoned to death with heavy ammo synthesis.
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Pull the stupid tentacles on his face XD
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Are we allowed to throw eggs or something at his rotting corpse while he's hanging in the tree?
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Suffocated with Sunbreakers?
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time to use the fraklinator [spoiler]http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Franklinator [/spoiler]
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Suffocated with Voidfang Vestments.
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Gjallarhorn firing squad
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Edited by iDelta: 2/7/2015 1:25:11 AMEngram stoning should be reserved for Rahool, I think a firing squad of whatever Xûr is selling is the most accurate(of course followed by throwing him off of the tower and directly into the landing zone of a WARSAT containing No Land Beyond.)
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Marked...
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Master Rahool's death takes precedence over Xur's.
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Send him to Ramsay snow for 6 months, then turn him in to sir illen payne.
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Have 100 guardians fire their maxed out gjallahorns at the same time at him
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Firing squad of No Land Beyonds. Cryptdick will be up there as well.
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Throw him in the abyss on hard crota no health regen, only one gun and the gun will be no land beyond. Good luck xur I watch eagerly as you can shred to bits
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Drowned in your tears.
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-blam!- him with the blade from the plan c
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I abhor violence...
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Edited by Silver: 2/7/2015 1:00:20 AMBurn him let him squeal for mercy and apoligize for all the wrongs he's done to guardians these past months and now I'm going to have a chat with my therapist :)
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He should have his tentacles cut off....
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Put him in a puddle and make him shoot his own knee
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Strapped to the machine in the speakers room and shot at by everyone with all their weapons, rockets, machine guns, snipers, scouts, hand cannons, autos, I don't care. The , sprinkle his remains off the edge of the map
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Drop him in the middle of an ocean (dont care which) with bags full of all the strange coins we have all saved up, with nothing good to spend them on, tied to his arms, legs, neck, and with the heaviest portion tied to his balls, dragging him down to never be seen again.
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I just couldn't get past the first one. Dat mental image...
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Gorgans
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He shouldn't be executed!
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With the engrams he'll probably try to decode them then sell them back to you for 69 strange coins