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2/6/2015 2:32:59 AM
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Do you get a pet moose when you turn 13? Here in America we get pet eagles, and I know that there are many parallels between our nations. Also, if you do, do you have to perform a ritual of some kind? I had to stand on the roof for hours waving the stars & stripes and singin' songs of freedom before my pal Liberty came to me.
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  • No I didn't get a moose when I was 13!!!? I got at 16 because what good is a moose without a drivers license. And no weird ritual we just went to the moose dealership and sacrificed the blood of maple trees to John A Macdonald

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  • You young whippersnappers and your Fancy moose dealerships. In my day, when the Polar Icecap was over present day Airdrie Alberta, we had no Moose Dealerships to just walk down and pick up a moose. We didn't even have moose , they lived down in those wimpy souther states near florida. We had to chase down a mammoth, ties it up, brand it and then register it with the CRA (for tax purposes of course). Didn't need no stinking licenses, if you can catch it, you can ride it and it's yours.

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