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Edited by Britton:
4/30/2015 4:16:36 AM
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Creatively open this box.
Open this box in a creative manner and ill tell you whats inside.
Lack of imaginations need not apply. If you're lame the box wont open.
[b]2000+ replies[/b] best thread ever
[b]I will be replying at my leisure. Feel free to help others open the box.[/b]
1. [b][u]YOUR DICK WONT OPEN THE BOX[/u][/b]
2. Saliva isnt a good box opener either.
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2 RepliesFirst, I seduce it over the course of four months and three full length movies. Then, when the secks is about to happen, I slap it with my dick. The box laughs at my attempts. While it is laughing, I shove a porcupine into the box, putting many tiny holes in it. I then unleashed a horde of twenty guinea pigs upon that side, eating into the cardboard like its a fat but at thanksgiving.
