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Edited by Britton:
4/30/2015 4:16:36 AM
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Creatively open this box.
Open this box in a creative manner and ill tell you whats inside.
Lack of imaginations need not apply. If you're lame the box wont open.
[b]2000+ replies[/b] best thread ever
[b]I will be replying at my leisure. Feel free to help others open the box.[/b]
1. [b][u]YOUR DICK WONT OPEN THE BOX[/u][/b]
2. Saliva isnt a good box opener either.
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2 RepliesI look at the box and quickly realize this is no ordinary box. I try to open it by using my laser eyes but to no avail, the lasers bounce off and hit my turtle, my turtle dies. "NOT SHELDON!" I yell. I then begin to cry, my tears flowing onto the box and softening it. I then suddenly stop crying and swear vengeance upon this box, I WILL OPEN IT IF ITS THE LAST THING I DO! With a wicked gleam in my eye, I pull out my secret weapon, a poptart (hot fudge sundae flavor) and begin to slowly, painfully slice open the box with it.
