The title says it all! Post your funniest yo mama jokes here and let the laughs begin!
"yo mama so fat the Cabals mistaken her as a planet and blew her up"
"Yo mama so fat she captures all 3 flags in control at once"
"Yo mama so fat when she takes a consumable she eats the whole stack"
Now go! Your turn! :D
Edit: Just want to say thanks to everyone that has posted and that this thread has given me so many laughs! Let's keep this thread going!
Edit: Thank you again everyone that has posted! Every time I need a good laugh I always go to this thread! All thanks to you guys!
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Edited by Baited: 4/9/2015 12:45:10 AMYo mama's so fat, when she fell into the hellmouth, she broke the abyss. Yo mama's so fat, when your fireteam wipes, it says the darkness consumed everyone but her. Yo mama's so fat she ate the other half of destinys story. Yo mama's so ugly, atheon froze before anyone went through the portals. Yo mama's so ugly even truth wouldn't track her. Yo mama's so ugly she killed a gatekeeper by looking at it. Yo mama's so fat, the vog needs more oracles to decide whether she's real or not. Yo mama's so stupid she ate a consumable. Yo mama's so ugly she haunts the dreams of the hive. Yo mama's so fat, her shadow puts weight of darkness on the hive. Yo mama's so ugly, "that wizard went back to the moon". Yo mama's so fat, she's blocking off all the content that's already on your disc. Your mama's so fat fang of ir yut can't target mark her. Your mama's so fat the day she was born is known as the great collapse.