Yo mama's so fat, when she fell into the hellmouth, she broke the abyss. Yo mama's so fat, when your fireteam wipes, it says the darkness consumed everyone but her. Yo mama's so fat she ate the other half of destinys story. Yo mama's so ugly, atheon froze before anyone went through the portals. Yo mama's so ugly even truth wouldn't track her. Yo mama's so ugly she killed a gatekeeper by looking at it. Yo mama's so fat, the vog needs more oracles to decide whether she's real or not. Yo mama's so stupid she ate a consumable. Yo mama's so ugly she haunts the dreams of the hive. Yo mama's so fat, her shadow puts weight of darkness on the hive. Yo mama's so ugly, "that wizard went back to the moon". Yo mama's so fat, she's blocking off all the content that's already on your disc. Your mama's so fat fang of ir yut can't target mark her. Your mama's so fat the day she was born is known as the great collapse.