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Edited by Britton: 4/30/2015 4:16:36 AM
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Creatively open this box.

Open this box in a creative manner and ill tell you whats inside. Lack of imaginations need not apply. If you're lame the box wont open. [b]2000+ replies[/b] best thread ever [b]I will be replying at my leisure. Feel free to help others open the box.[/b] 1. [b][u]YOUR DICK WONT OPEN THE BOX[/u][/b] 2. Saliva isnt a good box opener either.

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  • It was a chilly winter morning when the box appeared at my doorstep. Not a single being made itself known on this morning, the only thing to be heard was the dim hum of the wind and the crunch of snow under my boot. I'd been retrieving my mail when I noticed a box and a dog sitting on my porch. I quickly disregarded the dog as it was simply my dog Little Stewie, but what really grabbed my attention was the box. So hastily folded together, the cardboard hung loose. The dull color of the box only added to the atmosphere that hung about on this crisp winter morning. I thought to myself, [i]I haven't ordered anything recently.[/i] That was when I realized that when I'd gone to get my mail, I'd been struck by a car that, instead of helping, hastily drove off to avoid paying insurance. I'd been disoriented and wandered to a house which was not mine. Blood oozed from my forehead, I looked behind me and saw a trail of my essence stretch the length of a football field behind me. [b]I collapsed.[/b] I heard the sound of something approaching me, struggling to lift my head up, I blurringly saw the box approaching me. "Open me. You will be saved." It said to me. I stretched out my arms to grab the box. That's when I realized, my hands were no longer there. They'd be torn off by the wolf that I thought was my dog. He called over his wolf friends and they began their feast. I couldn't move, I'd become one with the world. Out of the woods I saw a man-like figure approach, it entered the light revealing itself to be Shia LaBeouf. I tried to scream, but my mouth only opened and collapsed around me as I blinked out of the spatial plane. I am one with the universe, I am the beginning and the end. It was a chilly winter morning. -Audicia

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