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Edited by Britton:
4/30/2015 4:16:36 AM
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Creatively open this box.
Open this box in a creative manner and ill tell you whats inside.
Lack of imaginations need not apply. If you're lame the box wont open.
[b]2000+ replies[/b] best thread ever
[b]I will be replying at my leisure. Feel free to help others open the box.[/b]
1. [b][u]YOUR DICK WONT OPEN THE BOX[/u][/b]
2. Saliva isnt a good box opener either.
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7 RepliesAlright. Well that box looks pretty sturdy, so I'm going to start by drinking 2 gallons of water(gotta keep hydrated). Within a few minutes i will need to go take a piss in which i will go to the bathroom and take said piss(don't wanna pee my pants while opening the box). After taking my piss i will take this box to my next door neighbor, who is a level 90 rouge in WOW (world of warcraft) who then sent me to his friend who is dungeon master in a local D&D club. We start playing a game of D&D to complete the quest of opening said box. Unfortunately i didn't have enough strength and had to quit. After this i decided it was time. I had to go ask the man. I asked my father to open it (we all know its easier for someone else. Like opening a pickle jar) and viola its open guess what was in it. 3 ascendant energy and 2 shards (if lucky)
