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Edited by Proto_Type17: 3/26/2015 8:18:10 PM
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Yo mama is....destiny edition!

The title says it all! Post your funniest yo mama jokes here and let the laughs begin! "yo mama so fat the Cabals mistaken her as a planet and blew her up" "Yo mama so fat she captures all 3 flags in control at once" "Yo mama so fat when she takes a consumable she eats the whole stack" Now go! Your turn! :D Edit: Just want to say thanks to everyone that has posted and that this thread has given me so many laughs! Let's keep this thread going! Edit: Thank you again everyone that has posted! Every time I need a good laugh I always go to this thread! All thanks to you guys!

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  • Edited by Angus: 2/5/2015 5:12:08 AM
    Yo mama so fat, they named the dark below after her Yo mama so fat, the summoning pits strike is just her arms Yo mama so fat, a ghost couldn't scan her Yo mama so ugly, she is the reason phogoth is chained up Yo mama so ugly, she waved to crota and he didn't wave back Yo mama so fat, she got the option to pick all three classes Yo mama so fat, the over soul can't want to banish her Yo mama so fat, when a phalanx pushed her, he flew backwards Yo mama so fat, she starts off with weight of darkness 10 Yo mama so fat, she couldn't fit in the vault of glass Yo mama so fat, she made up the "push off Atheon" glitch by spawning in Yo mama so fat, she starts off with a full fireteam Yo mama so ugly, she was mistaken for a cabal Yo mama so fat, her shadow gives weight of darkness

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