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Edited by Proto_Type17:
3/26/2015 8:18:10 PM
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Yo mama is....destiny edition!
The title says it all! Post your funniest yo mama jokes here and let the laughs begin!
"yo mama so fat the Cabals mistaken her as a planet and blew her up"
"Yo mama so fat she captures all 3 flags in control at once"
"Yo mama so fat when she takes a consumable she eats the whole stack"
Now go! Your turn! :D
Edit: Just want to say thanks to everyone that has posted and that this thread has given me so many laughs! Let's keep this thread going!
Edit: Thank you again everyone that has posted! Every time I need a good laugh I always go to this thread! All thanks to you guys!
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Yo mama's so stupid she got Super Good Advice instead of therapy. Yo mama's so fat they call her ass crack the Necrochasm. Yo mama's so ugly the Gorgons refuse to look at her. Yo mama's so stupid she thought she'd bleed if she got Thorn. Yo mama's so ugly she's what caused the rose to become Thorn. Yo mama's so horny she thought Vex was French for sex. Yo mama's so fat Gjallarhorn's blast radius couldn't reach her heart. Yo mama's so filthy Bungie named a raid after her (Crota's End). Yo mama's so deaf she couldn't hear the Liturgy of Ruin. Yo mama's so stinky she was more lethal than Dragon's Breath. Yo mama's so rude she warded off the Presence of Crota. Yo mama's so ugly the Oversoul died by his own gaze. Yo mama's so fat she could be in Old Russia and the Tower at once. Yo mama's so stupid she tried to get to Old America. Yo mama's so dumb she called a nerf on No Land Beyond. Yo mama's so nice even the Queen's brother liked her. Yo mama's so humble she traded someone her Gjallarhorn. Yo mama's so fat the Cabal mistook her for one of them. Yo mama's so slender she made the Vex look fat.
