The title says it all! Post your funniest yo mama jokes here and let the laughs begin!
"yo mama so fat the Cabals mistaken her as a planet and blew her up"
"Yo mama so fat she captures all 3 flags in control at once"
"Yo mama so fat when she takes a consumable she eats the whole stack"
Now go! Your turn! :D
Edit: Just want to say thanks to everyone that has posted and that this thread has given me so many laughs! Let's keep this thread going!
Edit: Thank you again everyone that has posted! Every time I need a good laugh I always go to this thread! All thanks to you guys!
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Edited by CheLime: 2/5/2015 4:29:31 AMyo mama so ugly the cabal thought she was a phalanx and slapped a helmet on the bitch yo mama so dumb she thought the loot cave was on earth yo mama so dumb she thought she could do the hard raid at level 29 yo mama so fat when she walks a defender bubble breaks Yo mama so fat the hive took phogoths chains and wrapped em around her neck yo mama so fat a gjallahorn couldnt get her on her knees. yo mama so old that she took over mercury before the vex yo mama so fat she couldnt run through a vex time gate in the raid so it was a wipe Yo mama so fat she bleached herself and became the traveler