The title says it all! Post your funniest yo mama jokes here and let the laughs begin!
"yo mama so fat the Cabals mistaken her as a planet and blew her up"
"Yo mama so fat she captures all 3 flags in control at once"
"Yo mama so fat when she takes a consumable she eats the whole stack"
Now go! Your turn! :D
Edit: Just want to say thanks to everyone that has posted and that this thread has given me so many laughs! Let's keep this thread going!
Edit: Thank you again everyone that has posted! Every time I need a good laugh I always go to this thread! All thanks to you guys!
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Edited by Sheriff: 2/4/2015 8:44:04 PMYo mama is so ugly, the don't touch me gauntlets were made from her arms. Yo mama is so stupid, she wanted to fly so she bought the ruin wings. Yo mama is so ugly she doesn't awake the hive, she puts them to sleep. Yo mama is so dumb she didn't let her son get the last word because she wants respect. Yo mama is so dumb she thought destiny was a fortune reading game. Yo mama is so fat, she takes two seconds after jumping in the hole to reach the hell mouth abyss. Yo mama is so stupid, she fought the Templar and tried to call the assassins. Yo mama is so fat, at the end, you couldn't even see Saint-14's light over her.