The title says it all! Post your funniest yo mama jokes here and let the laughs begin!
"yo mama so fat the Cabals mistaken her as a planet and blew her up"
"Yo mama so fat she captures all 3 flags in control at once"
"Yo mama so fat when she takes a consumable she eats the whole stack"
Now go! Your turn! :D
Edit: Just want to say thanks to everyone that has posted and that this thread has given me so many laughs! Let's keep this thread going!
Edit: Thank you again everyone that has posted! Every time I need a good laugh I always go to this thread! All thanks to you guys!
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Yo mama is so stupid she waited until 11:59PM to do the nightfall. Yo mama is so stupid, she asked for a Spanish lesson from the Speaker. Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to wipe Crotas end. Yo mama is so ugly, her face silenced Omniguls screams. Yo mama is so ugly, they tried to put her in the summoning pits. Yo mama is so stupid she chose hunter and tried to find some deer. Yo mama is so ugly Gorgons avoid her. Yo mama is so ugly that Atheon made her lost in the dark corners of time as soon as she stepped in. Yo mama is so ugly thralls will not hit her. Yo mama is so fat she uses Oryx's eye as a monocle. Yo mama is so ugly swordbearer couldn't bear her. Yo mama is so ugly that when she tried to become a witch, they named her the ass of Oryx. Yo mama is so stupid she thought Xur was hitting on her when he mentioned the icebreaker. Yo mama is so ugly that the stranger didn't have time to explain why she didn't have time to explain why she didn't have time to explain. Yo mama is so fat she's forged in darkness and the light.