The title says it all! Post your funniest yo mama jokes here and let the laughs begin!
"yo mama so fat the Cabals mistaken her as a planet and blew her up"
"Yo mama so fat she captures all 3 flags in control at once"
"Yo mama so fat when she takes a consumable she eats the whole stack"
Now go! Your turn! :D
Edit: Just want to say thanks to everyone that has posted and that this thread has given me so many laughs! Let's keep this thread going!
Edit: Thank you again everyone that has posted! Every time I need a good laugh I always go to this thread! All thanks to you guys!
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Your mamma so fat.... She jumped into the crota's end raid and got stuck!
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Yo momma so fat, she thought ruin wings would drop more hamburgers.
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Yo momma is so dumb, the stranger had to explain why she didn't have time to explain why she didn't have time to explain.
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Yo momma so dumb she thought the new dlc was a porn site.
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Yo momma's so fat AND ugly the Hive apologized to Phogoth and changed her up instead.
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Yo mama so fat, I might as well use a Trojan Mini.
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Yo mama so ugly when atheon opened up the time stream he sent himself though and succumb to oracles
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Yo' mama is the Queen......she's pretty hot. A milf actually..... I got nothin' else to say about that!
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Your momma so ugly, Urzok wouldn't even get off the ship
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If yo momma put on chatterwhite, people would mistake her for the traveler.
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Yo mumma so hot, I banged her.
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Your mamma's so fat, when she sat down I thought a warsat had landed
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Yo mama so fat when she uses ward of dawn her arms and legs stick out the bubble.
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Yo momma so fat she jumped into the hell mouth and got stuck
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Yo mamma so fat, she rides a Ketch for a speeder.
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Your mumma so fat she went to the moon looking for cheese and found it ... Looking at you crota
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Edited by l33t_n_3ss: 2/4/2015 2:55:39 AMYour momma so fat she don't go to orbit , orbit goes to her
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Yo mama so fat she's always stuck soloing the nightfall because her fire team's always full.
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Your momma so fat she is the moons moon
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Edited by asucaris: 2/4/2015 2:06:45 AMThis isn't mine but, yo mamma so fat, the traveler is her ghost
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Yo mama so ugly even wolf pack rounds cant find her
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yo mama so fat, even crota's oversoul couldn't banish her!
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Yo mama is so fat, she uses Sepiks Prime as a love bead.
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Your mama is so fat, the traveler tried to terraform her.
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Yo momma so dumb, she thought the Black Garden was a restaurant in Detroit.
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Your mama I so fat the hive chained her down.