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Edited by Proto_Type17:
3/26/2015 8:18:10 PM
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Yo mama is....destiny edition!
The title says it all! Post your funniest yo mama jokes here and let the laughs begin!
"yo mama so fat the Cabals mistaken her as a planet and blew her up"
"Yo mama so fat she captures all 3 flags in control at once"
"Yo mama so fat when she takes a consumable she eats the whole stack"
Now go! Your turn! :D
Edit: Just want to say thanks to everyone that has posted and that this thread has given me so many laughs! Let's keep this thread going!
Edit: Thank you again everyone that has posted! Every time I need a good laugh I always go to this thread! All thanks to you guys!
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Yo mammas so fat that bungie named the timebreaker after her
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Its not a "yo mama" joke but ladies! If some douche is flirting with you at the bar and being annoying just be like, "Oh please, I bet the timebreaker lasts longer than you."
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Yo mama is so fat, that when she killed aetheon he dropped the aspect of [i]ass[/i]
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Your mamas so ugly that they allowed her to wear a helmet in the tower!
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Yo mama so fat when she wears a purple dress guardians think she's the Reef.
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Yo momma so fat she got infinite weight of darkness! Lmao
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Edited by PeepSquasher: 2/5/2015 7:16:52 AMYo Mama's so fuking ugly ... When the Thralls in the Lamp Maze saw her they all agreed to wipe. Yo Mama's so fat she unknowlingly created a new (( Cheese )) method for Crota. When her fireteam got to the 2nd lamp , they catapulted off her to the upper level.
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Yo mamma... Is a very nice lady although I have never met her I must assume that someone who raised such a good kid is a gift from God herself and whether or not she plays destiny is in no way a reflection of her character. Too much?
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Yo mama is very disappointed you tried to revive a bad joke on a destiny forum. [spoiler]Respawning Restricted[/spoiler]
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Yo mama so fat that she can cross the bridge in the abyss without activating it.
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12 Repliesyo mamma so fat when you play against her in a weekly nightfall its on fat burn
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1 ReplyYo mamma so stupid, she got on her knees when I pulled the ethernet cord out of the wall.
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Yo mama is so dumb she got locked in a sparrow. [spoiler]Do you need some arc for that burn?[/spoiler]
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Yo momma so fat she counts as a team of 6 Yo momma so fat she makes valus ta'aurc look like a bitch Yo momma so fat when she put on broadsword shader she looks like venus
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Edited by CheLime: 2/5/2015 4:29:31 AMyo mama so ugly the cabal thought she was a phalanx and slapped a helmet on the bitch yo mama so dumb she thought the loot cave was on earth yo mama so dumb she thought she could do the hard raid at level 29 yo mama so fat when she walks a defender bubble breaks Yo mama so fat the hive took phogoths chains and wrapped em around her neck yo mama so fat a gjallahorn couldnt get her on her knees. yo mama so old that she took over mercury before the vex yo mama so fat she couldnt run through a vex time gate in the raid so it was a wipe Yo mama so fat she bleached herself and became the traveler
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Yo mama so ugly, in the tower, they made her keep her helmet on. [spoiler]Totally original.[/spoiler]
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Edited by Angus: 2/5/2015 5:12:08 AMYo mama so fat, they named the dark below after her Yo mama so fat, the summoning pits strike is just her arms Yo mama so fat, a ghost couldn't scan her Yo mama so ugly, she is the reason phogoth is chained up Yo mama so ugly, she waved to crota and he didn't wave back Yo mama so fat, she got the option to pick all three classes Yo mama so fat, the over soul can't want to banish her Yo mama so fat, when a phalanx pushed her, he flew backwards Yo mama so fat, she starts off with weight of darkness 10 Yo mama so fat, she couldn't fit in the vault of glass Yo mama so fat, she made up the "push off Atheon" glitch by spawning in Yo mama so fat, she starts off with a full fireteam Yo mama so ugly, she was mistaken for a cabal Yo mama so fat, her shadow gives weight of darkness
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Yo momma so phat I'd suck her dick!! [spoiler]No wait that doesn't work. FŪCK![/spoiler]
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Yo mama so fat xur sold icebreaker cause there's no way he could get one
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4 RepliesYo mama is so stupid she waited until 11:59PM to do the nightfall. Yo mama is so stupid, she asked for a Spanish lesson from the Speaker. Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to wipe Crotas end. Yo mama is so ugly, her face silenced Omniguls screams. Yo mama is so ugly, they tried to put her in the summoning pits. Yo mama is so stupid she chose hunter and tried to find some deer. Yo mama is so ugly Gorgons avoid her. Yo mama is so ugly that Atheon made her lost in the dark corners of time as soon as she stepped in. Yo mama is so ugly thralls will not hit her. Yo mama is so fat she uses Oryx's eye as a monocle. Yo mama is so ugly swordbearer couldn't bear her. Yo mama is so ugly that when she tried to become a witch, they named her the ass of Oryx. Yo mama is so stupid she thought Xur was hitting on her when he mentioned the icebreaker. Yo mama is so ugly that the stranger didn't have time to explain why she didn't have time to explain why she didn't have time to explain. Yo mama is so fat she's forged in darkness and the light.
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3 RepliesYo momma so ugly she is forced to wear a helmet in the tower.
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5 RepliesEdited by Sheriff: 2/4/2015 8:44:04 PMYo mama is so ugly, the don't touch me gauntlets were made from her arms. Yo mama is so stupid, she wanted to fly so she bought the ruin wings. Yo mama is so ugly she doesn't awake the hive, she puts them to sleep. Yo mama is so dumb she didn't let her son get the last word because she wants respect. Yo mama is so dumb she thought destiny was a fortune reading game. Yo mama is so fat, she takes two seconds after jumping in the hole to reach the hell mouth abyss. Yo mama is so stupid, she fought the Templar and tried to call the assassins. Yo mama is so fat, at the end, you couldn't even see Saint-14's light over her.
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1 ReplyYo mama so ugly, the darkness is too scared to consume her.
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2 RepliesYour momma is so ugly when she went to beat Crota legit, Crota disconnected
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Your momma's so fat, when she tries going to orbit the Tower comes to her instead.
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1 ReplyYo mama so ugly, wolfpack rounds run from her. Yo mama so fat, bungie ran out of animals for error codes because she ate them all. Error code: your mom. Yo mama so ugly, even pictures of her are considered weapons of sorrow. Yo mama so nice, even the Queen's brother likes her.
