The title says it all! Post your funniest yo mama jokes here and let the laughs begin!
"yo mama so fat the Cabals mistaken her as a planet and blew her up"
"Yo mama so fat she captures all 3 flags in control at once"
"Yo mama so fat when she takes a consumable she eats the whole stack"
Now go! Your turn! :D
Edit: Just want to say thanks to everyone that has posted and that this thread has given me so many laughs! Let's keep this thread going!
Edit: Thank you again everyone that has posted! Every time I need a good laugh I always go to this thread! All thanks to you guys!
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Yo mommas so poor, she glimmer farms Exclusion Zone.
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Your mom so dumb she believes the dlcs were not on the disc
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Yo mama so fat she could give birth to Telthor the unborn
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Your mama so fat, the oversoul yells "oversoul!" when she walks into the Crota's End raid.
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Yo mama so fat guardians jump into her mouth to start the raid.
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Yo mammas so fat that during the templar fight only her left leg got detained
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I could tell you why yo mama so ugly, but the children are freightened anyway
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Yo mamma is so common, she drops for everybody
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Yo momma is so big she got stuck in the wall on the hidden chest in VOG
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Yo momma so fat she buys lvl 32 Snickers from vendors
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Your mama is so ugly that Aetheon teleported himself
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Yo mama is so fat, she is just fat, that's it.
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Yo mom so fat, shes a full fireteam
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Yo mama's so fat, she consumes the darkness.
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Yo momma so ugly... She wont wake the hive
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Yo mama is so fat each step she set is a fist of havoc
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Yo mama so fat that when I shoulder charged her, I got blasted away like team rocket!
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Yo momma is so fat that Atheon can't teleport her.
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Yo mama is so fat , she activates all the lamps at once
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Yo mama is so stupid, she called Bungie racist for not having a white garden.
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Yo mama so fat, she wears cabal armor!
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Edited by Aramintai: 2/5/2015 11:10:57 AMYo mama so fat she takes all the player slots at the Tower. Yo mama so fat she has permanent x10 Weight of Darkness.
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Edited by Chaotic: 2/5/2015 10:58:06 AMYo mamma so fat even the oracles can't remove her from time Yo mamma so fat when she gets sunburnt guardians try shoot her because they think she is a oversoul
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Edited by Franchise Jon: 2/5/2015 10:42:36 AMYour momma so fat the Hive have begun to take refuge in the craters of her moon!
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Yo mama so fat she wear her bond on her pinky.
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Yo mammas so fat that bungie named the timebreaker after her