The title says it all! Post your funniest yo mama jokes here and let the laughs begin!
"yo mama so fat the Cabals mistaken her as a planet and blew her up"
"Yo mama so fat she captures all 3 flags in control at once"
"Yo mama so fat when she takes a consumable she eats the whole stack"
Now go! Your turn! :D
Edit: Just want to say thanks to everyone that has posted and that this thread has given me so many laughs! Let's keep this thread going!
Edit: Thank you again everyone that has posted! Every time I need a good laugh I always go to this thread! All thanks to you guys!
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"Yo mama so fat she make valus look like a thrall"
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Yo mama so fat she takes up all the vault space
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Yo momma so ugly, they call her home "the house of wolves"
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Yo momma so ugly, the fallen fell over!
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Yo mamma so far Dinklebot is still trying to Res her
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Yo momma so ugly , the hive went back to sleep.
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Yo mamma is a nice lady
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Yo mama so fat, she's the reason why the hellmouth is so deep. Get it cuz she made a huge hole on da moon.
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Yo mama so ugly they make her wear her mask in the tower
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This ain't destiny related but... To mama so fat, her blood type ragu
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Yo mama so fat, the traveler tried to terraform her
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Yo mama's so stupid, she's a titan *comment war starts*
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Yo momma is so stupid, she bought the destiny expansion pass. No, wait. That was me.
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Yo mama so fat, I don't have time to explain why I dont have time to explain.
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Yo mama's so damn ugly Master Rahool upgrades all her blue head gear to paper bags lol...
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Edited by TNB719699: 2/5/2015 11:44:46 AMYo mama so fat that when Atheon teleports her, she's in both Mars and Venus Yo mama so ugly that the ghost said "at least it's chained up"
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Your mom is like the gjallahorn in xur's inventory... It never comes...
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Yo mama so fat she activates all three sync plates by herself!
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Yo mama is so fat, she is the spawntrap herself
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Deej's articles are like your moms boobies without the tits... Pointless...
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Yo mama so fat, Phogoth calls HER a bullet sponge. Yo mama so fat, when she walks, the Hive complain about shaking screens. Yo mama so fat, her shadow is the reason the Abyss is so dark. Yo mama so ugly, she causes Omnigul's screams.
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Yo mama so fat she caused the great collapse by sitting down
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Yo mama so fat she created the craters on the moon when she sat down
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Yo Mama so fat the Fallen mistake her for a servitor.
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Yo mama so dumb she tried to use the universal remote to turn the TV on
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Yo mommas so poor, she glimmer farms Exclusion Zone.