The title says it all! Post your funniest yo mama jokes here and let the laughs begin!
"yo mama so fat the Cabals mistaken her as a planet and blew her up"
"Yo mama so fat she captures all 3 flags in control at once"
"Yo mama so fat when she takes a consumable she eats the whole stack"
Now go! Your turn! :D
Edit: Just want to say thanks to everyone that has posted and that this thread has given me so many laughs! Let's keep this thread going!
Edit: Thank you again everyone that has posted! Every time I need a good laugh I always go to this thread! All thanks to you guys!
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Yo mama so fat, that bungie made her the next planet DLC
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Yo mama so fat I don't even have time to explain why I don't have time to explain.
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"Yo momma's in this game, sept we call her phogoth"......
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Edited by zerojay: 2/6/2015 2:57:13 PMBest thread ive ever wasted an hour of life on
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Yo mamma so ugly aetheon won't even hit it
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Yo moms is so dumb...that she dismantled red death because the description told her to.
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Edited by N Hawk One: 2/10/2015 6:37:20 AMYo momma so fat shes a defender titans super! Yo momma so weak, she couldnt last in bed longer than destinys story! Yo momma so ugly, she makes Xyor look good! Yo mommma so fat, Phogoth says "Atleast its chained up!" Yo momma so ugly, ghost said "I do NOT want to know whats going on down there." Yo momma so fat, the Cabal tried blowing her up! Yo momma so fat, she consumes the darkness!
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Yo momma so ugly Atheon teleported her to the House of Wolves DLC
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You momma so fat the gorgons spotted her from orbit
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Edited by RipeX: 2/6/2015 8:25:45 PMYo mama so fat, that she can't do CE because she get stuck when she tries to jumpe down in hellmouth
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Edited by thatdudebruhh: 2/10/2015 8:32:27 PMYo mama so ugly.. wait nobody uglier than phogoth
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how is this a thing?, so lame.
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Yo mama is so big, she alone controls all zones.
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Yo mamas so fat, that when she wears chatterwhite, people think shes the traveler.
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Yo mama so easy, her ass was nicknamed crotas end
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Greatest and funniest community I have ever been part of! :D woot!
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Yo momma soo nasty she took the black hammer from Crota and caught Sepik Prime Her hellmouth was dripping bad juju for days
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Yo momma so stupid,she thought destiny had an amazing storyline.
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Yo momma so fat, that she consumed the darkness.
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Yo mama so fat, when she came down the hellmouth she crushed her whole fireteam
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Edited by xUND34DxASSASIN: 2/6/2015 7:49:50 AMYo momma so ugly the Gorgons wrote themselves out of existence
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yo mamas so fat she got stuck in the hellmouth
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Edited by gothicswampy: 2/6/2015 7:06:38 AMYour mama's so fat that when she equips chatter white people think shes the Traveler
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Yo mama so fat she caused the ''collapse''.
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Your mama is stupid she thought master rajhool was a can of ravioli
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"Yo mama so fat she make valus look like a thrall"