The title says it all! Post your funniest yo mama jokes here and let the laughs begin!
"yo mama so fat the Cabals mistaken her as a planet and blew her up"
"Yo mama so fat she captures all 3 flags in control at once"
"Yo mama so fat when she takes a consumable she eats the whole stack"
Now go! Your turn! :D
Edit: Just want to say thanks to everyone that has posted and that this thread has given me so many laughs! Let's keep this thread going!
Edit: Thank you again everyone that has posted! Every time I need a good laugh I always go to this thread! All thanks to you guys!
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Your mumma so fat, she tried using shards to upgrade her dinner!
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Edited by xXxClassyGitxXx: 2/17/2015 2:23:02 PMYour mumma's so fat, she fell asleep on earth, rolled over, and woke up in the reef!
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Yo momma so fat she da next planet in DLC
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Yo mama goes on her knees more than Crota
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Pardon me. Just passing through. 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Yo mama's so stupid, her super good advice is just advice.
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I don't have time to explain why I don't have time to explain why your mom is so fat.
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Edited by Jerhaw37: 2/16/2015 12:13:24 PMYo mama so fat she CAN'T hide for legions
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"Yo momma is so fat, The Worlds Grave is too small for her coffin"
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Your mama is so fat, when her leg broke pure cheese came out.
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Your mama is so flat. She could be the plot of destiny. Yo mama so old. When she farts destiny comes out. Yo mama so ugly. She could lead a Crota HM team.
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Yo mama is so fat, she is the reason the abyss is dark
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Yo mama so fat that instead of summoning an oversoul Crota just summons your mom.
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Yo mamma is so fat she uses the ship as a sparrow.
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Your mom went to college.
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Yo mama so fat she only joins raids when people say there will be cheese involved.
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Yo mama so fat, when she wears the Chatterwhite shader, people think SHE's the Traveler!
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your mama so fat that she got to be your mama
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Yo mamma is so fat the Speaker could tell you of it.
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Yo mama is crota
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Yo momma is so dumb she still playing this shitty game
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Yo mama so ugly that bungie added her ass a monster for the next DLC
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*old but still good* Yo mama so fat when she double jump for joy she get stuck
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Yo momma so black, her pussy is the black garden
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Your mom is so ugly when she is behind a door your ghost refuses to open it
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Yo mama so fat, that bungie made her the next planet DLC