The title says it all! Post your funniest yo mama jokes here and let the laughs begin!
"yo mama so fat the Cabals mistaken her as a planet and blew her up"
"Yo mama so fat she captures all 3 flags in control at once"
"Yo mama so fat when she takes a consumable she eats the whole stack"
Now go! Your turn! :D
Edit: Just want to say thanks to everyone that has posted and that this thread has given me so many laughs! Let's keep this thread going!
Edit: Thank you again everyone that has posted! Every time I need a good laugh I always go to this thread! All thanks to you guys!
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Yo mama so fat even the Vex can't teleport through her. Yo mama so ugly when the Oversoul gazes at her the Oversoul gets wiped. Yo mama so stupid she thought the Speaker was a faction.
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Yo momma so fat that when she went sky diving it looked like a solar eclipse
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Yo mama is so fat she held all three sync plates at once.
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Yo mama so desperate she screams like omnigul in the hopes Crota will come to her rescue.
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shut up meg
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So many of these are absolutely cringeworthy surely written by children lol. Some are crackers but.
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Yo mama so fat you need a weapon with bacon damage to take down her shield. Yo mama so stupid she got locked inside the vault of glass. Yo mama so poor you can disturb her remains IRL.
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Yo mama so ugly Crota ended himself when he saw her.
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I just lol'd! Thanks for the laugh
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Yo Momma so fat and scary, " at least its chained up" .
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Yo mamas so fat we had to give her to the hive along with the moon
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Yo mama is so ugly I just turn over and read the grimoire instead
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Yo mama is so ugly she broke the vault of glass
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Yo mama is so [spoiler]da fak is the point on this thread..[/spoiler]
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Yo moma so fat when she gets fist of havoced the titan bounces off
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Yo mama is so ugly, she needs 2 helmets to cover her face! +10 cookies for however gets the reference
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Your mom's so fat, her Fist of Havoc looks like this.
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Your mumma so fat she causes the darkness
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Yo mama is so poor her sparrow is on bricks in the driveway
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Yo mama is so poor she pays for ammo synth with food stamps
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Yo mama so fat, it takes a vex 100 years to teleport to the other side of her.
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Yo mama so dumb, she she still goes to the loot cave.
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Your mumma look like Phogarth on crystal meth
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Your mom is so fat that not even Randal the vandal will take her on a date.
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Your mumma so fat and dumb, she thought Atheon was her diabetes medication
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Your mumma so fat, she tried using shards to upgrade her dinner!