The title says it all! Post your funniest yo mama jokes here and let the laughs begin!
"yo mama so fat the Cabals mistaken her as a planet and blew her up"
"Yo mama so fat she captures all 3 flags in control at once"
"Yo mama so fat when she takes a consumable she eats the whole stack"
Now go! Your turn! :D
Edit: Just want to say thanks to everyone that has posted and that this thread has given me so many laughs! Let's keep this thread going!
Edit: Thank you again everyone that has posted! Every time I need a good laugh I always go to this thread! All thanks to you guys!
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Your mama so ugly hunters turn her invisible.
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Yo mama so ugly crota casted oversoul on himself.
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Yo mammas so fat, she constantly gets mistaken for an Oversoul on Crota
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I -blam!-ed yo mom and I got burnt..with arc,solar and void
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Edited by Z0mbies8MyWife: 2/16/2015 12:16:55 PMYo mama so ugly, I shot a rocket from truth and it aggressively avoided her. Yo mama so fat, when she walks it awakens the hive. Yo mama so stupid, she brought extra heavy ammo synthesis to a patrol mission.
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Your moms so fat they decided to release her through bits of dlc Your moms like the last word better arfter 8 or so shots Your moms so ugly she wipes the gorgons with her gaze Your moms so fat she dosent wear a helmet but an oxygen mask Your moms so fat she satisfied crotas hunger Your moms so stupid she had a staring contest with eris morn
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Your mother is so pretty I might become your step father...like really...I still have her panties..does she want them back ?
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Your mother is no land beyond
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My name is so fat that Dora can't even explore her lol
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Your momma so fat she gets stuck in the time timestream portal!!
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Yo mama so stupid she brought Windex into the Vault of Glass.
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You mommas so fat, the traveler mistook her for Earth.
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Yo mama so stupid, she thought No Land Beyond was the best gun in the game.
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Your mums so fat. The time she walked past the tv. Xur had sold Gallejhorn
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A man asks his wife, "What would you do if I won the lottery?" His wife says, "Take half and leave your ass!" The man replies, "Great! I won 12 bucks, here is six, now get out!" P.S. yo mama....
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Your mumma so fat guardians call her the traveller
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Edited by Herbzula: 2/21/2015 8:19:16 AMShes The nexus. Everyone has to hit that!
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Your mama is so fat that when Atheon teleports her he has to take two trips.
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Your mommas so fat that I was able to go and patrol her and find the rest of Destiny's story.
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Yo momma's so fat, she's a bigger bullet sponge than destiny bosses
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Yo mama is so dumb she caps A on Blind Watch.
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Your moms been cocked more times than a shotgun in the crucible
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Yo mamas so ugly even Phogoth's like "daym"
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Yo mama so fat even the Vex can't teleport through her. Yo mama so ugly when the Oversoul gazes at her the Oversoul gets wiped. Yo mama so stupid she thought the Speaker was a faction.