The title says it all! Post your funniest yo mama jokes here and let the laughs begin!
"yo mama so fat the Cabals mistaken her as a planet and blew her up"
"Yo mama so fat she captures all 3 flags in control at once"
"Yo mama so fat when she takes a consumable she eats the whole stack"
Now go! Your turn! :D
Edit: Just want to say thanks to everyone that has posted and that this thread has given me so many laughs! Let's keep this thread going!
Edit: Thank you again everyone that has posted! Every time I need a good laugh I always go to this thread! All thanks to you guys!
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Yo mama so fat, raid teams don't need defender titans. Everyone just hides under her jelly rolls for a permanent ward of dawn. Yo mama so stupid she went into a nightfall strike and waited for night to come. Yo mama is like a shotgun in the crucible. Two cocks and she blows. Yo mama so fat her ghost is the traveler Yo mama so fat, weight of darkness doesn't apply to her.
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Edited by o0DELTA FORCE0o: 2/21/2015 8:16:00 AMIts pretty late so my brain is not working but this is all I got atleast for now. Your momma is so fat she makes up the nine. Your momma is so ugly Rahool won't screw her. Your momma is so dumb she spent hours in the raids trying to find the cheese. Ehh not my best work ever it tells me its time for bed lol.
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Yo Mama is so fat, that ass stick out the back of a Titan bubble. Yo Mama is so fat, when she uses Sunsinger, she throws cheeseburgers. Yo Mama is so black, she soloed the abyss without Don't Touch Me gauntlets.
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Edited by UnboundRelyks: 2/16/2015 10:55:01 AMYo momma is so fat, the Gorgons saw her from orbit. Yo momma is so fat, she can hold all three Sync Plates at once. Yo momma is so ugly, Atheon voluntarily walks off the edge. Yo momma is so fat, she fills all six slots in a Raid. Yo momma is so fat, the Timebreaker explodes as soon as she sits on it.
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Yo momma so fat, that when she uses the rest room, your whole team has to wipe.
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Yo mama so fat, her blink has a loading screen.
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Yo momma so fat her shadow is the darkness.
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Yo mammas so dumb she went to the archon priest to confess her sins
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you momma so fat she wears warlock bonds as rings
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yo mama so fat, truth can still track her even when facing the other direction. you momma so ugly Crota activats oversoul on himself. in the games first cutscene, it wasn't the traveler that was on mars, your mama was just farming the exclusion zone rockin chatterwhite. you momma so ugly the oracles sucumb to her. yo momma so fat, she is the burden of darkness. yo momma so ugly, atheaon sends himself through time to get away from her.
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Yo momma is so stupid, she shareplayed with KirmitTHEFrog.
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Yo momma so stupid, she chose the hunter as her main
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Yo momma so fat.....when she walked in front of the TV, I missed 3 weeks of nightfalls.
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Your mamma is so ugly phogoth stayed chained up to the point of death!
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Yo momma so ugly, Ir Yut sang the Liturgy of Ruin to kill herself. Yo momma so ugly, even the Oversoul wouldn't gaze at her.
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Yo mamma is so so skinny it make destiny seem like a full game
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Yo mamma so fat she more of a bullet Ali he than Valus Ta'Auruc on level 30
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Yo mama so pointless, deej can write an article about her
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Yo momma plays destiny. That is all.
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Yo momma's so ugly Crota insta-kneels forever. Instead of Presence of Crota, it's Presence of Yo Momma.
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People hate on these mama jokes man but I love these more than anything! You guys make my week every week.
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Yo mama so fat, she was baptised at Sea world! Yo mama so dumb she jumped down a hole in the abyss to be safe from the thrall. Yo mama so fat, she jumped into the abyss last and killed every other guardian when she landed.
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Yo mamas pussy is like khvostov, everybody has had it. May be a hit and miss but whatever.
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Yo mama is soo fat, that she filled the entire tower lobby Yo mama is so fat, she lowered the tower to ground level Yo mama is so stupid she got the fallen Life Alert Yo mama is soo ugly, she staggers bosses when they look at her
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Your mom gets lower than destiny's drop rates.
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Your mama so ugly hunters turn her invisible.