The title says it all! Post your funniest yo mama jokes here and let the laughs begin!
"yo mama so fat the Cabals mistaken her as a planet and blew her up"
"Yo mama so fat she captures all 3 flags in control at once"
"Yo mama so fat when she takes a consumable she eats the whole stack"
Now go! Your turn! :D
Edit: Just want to say thanks to everyone that has posted and that this thread has given me so many laughs! Let's keep this thread going!
Edit: Thank you again everyone that has posted! Every time I need a good laugh I always go to this thread! All thanks to you guys!
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Your momma is so fat that when she is in a fireteam there's an extra loading screen where they orbit her.
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Yo mama so ugly when ghost revived her he said wait here the fallen will help you
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Yo mama so fat, her vagina does void damage
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I don't have any destiny related ones, but I have some really good ones. Yo momma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing. Yo momma so hairy the only language she speaks is wookie. Yo momma so ugly scorpion told her to "STAY OVER THERE!" Yo momma glasses so thick when she looks at a road map she can see people waving back at her. Yo momma so fat when she moons people they turn into werewolves.
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Yo mamma so fat/old/disgusting the Undying Mind is her tampon
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Your mom is so fat, when she dies you can revive her on every planet
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Yo momma so fat when she tried to cross crotas bridge she broke it
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Your moms so fat she always asked to cheese the bridge And then she ate it
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Yo mamma so fat, the darkness can't consume her
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Yo mama so fat she cannot be consumed by the darkness.
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I could tell you how ugly your mama is... But the children are scared anyways... Yo mama so ugly that when dinklebot revived her his words were "Guardian? Guardian?...oh god what have i done..."
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Yo mama so ugly, the Hive chained her up at the bottom of the Summoning Pits
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When your mamma's fire team wipes. The screen says you were consumed by darkness but it got full and couldn't eat your mom.
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Edited by Baited: 2/5/2015 11:35:13 PMYo mama's breath is so bad, after beating crota as the swordbearer he gave her super good advice and an ice breaker.
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Im going to bring back one of my funniest ones. Yo mama so ugly. When she became a witch. They called her the ass of Crota.
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Yo mama so dumb she asked if the fallen were okay from the fall
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Yo mama is so fat, her fireteam is always full. Yooo mama is soo dumb, she thought the Vanguard was someone who protected her car. Yo mama is SOOO ugly, her helmet stays on in the tower.
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Yo mama so sexy I always use my hand cannon repeatedly
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Yo moma so fat the hellmouth is her toilet
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Your mama so ugly your father is divorcing her for OMNIGUL! You mama so nasty she thinks the dark below is an STD you mama so stupid she tried to hook her stereo into the speaker Your mama so fat her nova bomb is a fried chicken Your mamma so fat she sat on the iron banner and bent it
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Yo Mamas swallowed more guardians than the hell mouth .........
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Yo mama is so ugly xur and Rahool wouldn't tag team it. Yo mama is so fugly saladin yells send them home crying every time she steps foot in the crucible. Yo momma is so fat the gunsmith saw her walking and yelled to every guardian to keep that thing oiled. Yo momma is so ugly she makes Atheon fall off himself. Yo momma is so ugly Rasputin went into hiding for however many years.
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Your mom is so fat, thats its not called weight of darkness instead its weight of your mom.
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Yo momma so fat, she makes Phogoth feel positively svelte. Yo momma so fat, Fallen Ketches have to calculate her gravitational pull into their equations for space flight around earth. Yo momma so fat, when she bowls she uses THE TRAVELER. Yo momma so fat, Crota has to roll her in husk flakes and look for the wet spot.
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Yo mamas pussy like the nechrochasm, needs a buff.
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Yo mama so fat, raid teams don't need defender titans. Everyone just hides under her jelly rolls for a permanent ward of dawn. Yo mama so stupid she went into a nightfall strike and waited for night to come. Yo mama is like a shotgun in the crucible. Two cocks and she blows. Yo mama so fat her ghost is the traveler Yo mama so fat, weight of darkness doesn't apply to her.