The title says it all! Post your funniest yo mama jokes here and let the laughs begin!
"yo mama so fat the Cabals mistaken her as a planet and blew her up"
"Yo mama so fat she captures all 3 flags in control at once"
"Yo mama so fat when she takes a consumable she eats the whole stack"
Now go! Your turn! :D
Edit: Just want to say thanks to everyone that has posted and that this thread has given me so many laughs! Let's keep this thread going!
Edit: Thank you again everyone that has posted! Every time I need a good laugh I always go to this thread! All thanks to you guys!
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yo mama so fat that in the vault of glass she doesn't fit through the timgate
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if a warlock was doing a nightfall with yo mama amd they both died, the warlock wouldn't self resurect
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Yo mama screwed xur so he screws us
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yo mama so fat the detainment kills her instantly without moving
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yo mama so fat, her belly has more defense then a lvl 32 titan
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yo mama so ugly, all the hunters vanished when they saw her
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yo mama so fat, she doesn't fit in the defender bubble
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Edited by Sierrapop640: 3/13/2015 4:13:13 AMYou mamma so fat it take 3 ghosts to revive her You mamma so dumb she thinks gjallahorn is a musical instrument Yo mamma so ugly we have to hang a mote of light around her neck just to get Crota to spawn You mamma so big she be like " I'ma double jump up the stairs to the tower"
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Edited by Baited: 4/9/2015 12:45:10 AMYo mama's so fat, when she fell into the hellmouth, she broke the abyss. Yo mama's so fat, when your fireteam wipes, it says the darkness consumed everyone but her. Yo mama's so fat she ate the other half of destinys story. Yo mama's so ugly, atheon froze before anyone went through the portals. Yo mama's so ugly even truth wouldn't track her. Yo mama's so ugly she killed a gatekeeper by looking at it. Yo mama's so fat, the vog needs more oracles to decide whether she's real or not. Yo mama's so stupid she ate a consumable. Yo mama's so ugly she haunts the dreams of the hive. Yo mama's so fat, her shadow puts weight of darkness on the hive. Yo mama's so ugly, "that wizard went back to the moon". Yo mama's so fat, she's blocking off all the content that's already on your disc. Your mama's so fat fang of ir yut can't target mark her. Your mama's so fat the day she was born is known as the great collapse.
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Yo mama so fat when she puts on chatterwhite,people think she's the traveler [spoiler]Original,I know[/spoiler] Yo mama so ugly, Atheon teleported himself and jumped off the edge of Mars. Yo mama so fat, she's made out of the planets coming in the DLC Yo mama so fat, she's a crucible map Yo mama so ugly, Ir Yût sings to kill herself Yo mama so ugly, fanatics and supplicants blow up when they see her. Yo mama so ugly, Gorgons and Oracles erase themselves from time. Yo mama so fat, Oversoul can't gaze at her Yo mama so ugly, Rahool and Xur don't dare screw her Yo mama so ugly,she has to wear her helmet in the tower Yo mama so fat, phogoth be like" dayum" Yo mama so fat, when someone with Thorn shoots her the highlight can't go all over her. Aaaaaand that's all I have
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Your mother is so destinctively huge that when she spawns at the tower Lord Shaxx says : YOU'RE CRUSING THEM!!!
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Yo momma so fat that when she jumps she gets stuck.
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Yo momma is so fat her ghost is a planet.
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Yo mommas so dumb she doesn't have time to explain why she doesn't have time to explain.
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Yo momma so ugly sleeping with her is an exotic bounty.
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I don't even have time to explain why I don't have time to explain why yo momma suck so much D...
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Necrobump
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Edited by Tolus Dimethios: 3/8/2015 6:13:19 AMYo momma so fat... Her sparrow has never had the room to spawn. Yo momma so fat... Patience and Time only makes her left leg invisible. Yo momma so fat... She is her titan bubble. Yo momma so ugly... Aksor got back in his cell and shut the door. Yo momma so ugly... She's never seen Phogoth's eye. (He won't look at her)
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Yo momma so fat that when she complains about lack of story content, the devs reply, " Uranus hasn't been finished yet, it's too big"
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Your moms so slutty she has screwed more guys than the cryptarch.
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Your mama is like xur, working a different corner every weekend
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Yo mama so fat, all here guns leave "mark of the devourer"
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Your mom so beautiful, When Crota kneels he proposes to her ;D
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Yo momma so fat her arrival is a public event.
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Yo mama is like Bungie, she will screw you over every penny you got
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Your momma is so fat that when she is in a fireteam there's an extra loading screen where they orbit her.