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Edited by Proto_Type17:
3/26/2015 8:18:10 PM
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Yo mama is....destiny edition!
The title says it all! Post your funniest yo mama jokes here and let the laughs begin!
"yo mama so fat the Cabals mistaken her as a planet and blew her up"
"Yo mama so fat she captures all 3 flags in control at once"
"Yo mama so fat when she takes a consumable she eats the whole stack"
Now go! Your turn! :D
Edit: Just want to say thanks to everyone that has posted and that this thread has given me so many laughs! Let's keep this thread going!
Edit: Thank you again everyone that has posted! Every time I need a good laugh I always go to this thread! All thanks to you guys!
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1 ReplyYo mamma so stupid, she stared at the sky hoping to see a hawkmoon.
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1 ReplyYour mama so fat when she landed on Mars people got disappointed when they realized she wasn't a warsat
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I popped a 3 of Coins and killed your mom. She dropped Touch of Herpes.
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1 ReplyEdited by meatloaf1234567: 10/21/2015 1:22:09 AMYo mama so poor taniks had to buy her a house
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Yo mama so fat her belt size is traveler
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Yo mama so fat that when the speaker gave his speech to all the guardians at the end of the vanilla campaign, she stood next to [i]everybody[/i]
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Yo momma so fat, that when she puts on chatterwhite, everyone thinks she is the traveler
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7 RepliesYo mama is so dumb that when she read on the Destiny forum that she had to be 295 to take part in raids she went on a diet
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Yo mamma so crazy the Vex don't even got time for that
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Yo momma so fat and ugly, that she got mistaken for phogoth
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Yo momma so ugly, a jackolyte wears her face.
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yo mama so fat she thinks hunger of crota is a challenge
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Yo momma so stupid [spoiler]she trusted Luke smith's promises [/spoiler]
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( \( \ ) ,_. . . . . . . . . . ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) { `--.. . . . . . . ./. . (_) `={ \`-._____/`. . .| . `-{. . /. . . -=`\. . . | . . `={. .-= = _/. . ./ . . . .`\. . . ..-'. . . ./` . . . . {`-__.'===,_ . . . . / /`. . . . . . . . .`\\ . . . ./ / . . . '/= ＜￣｀ヽ、 ／￣> ゝ、 ＼ ／⌒ヽ,ノ /´ ゝ、 `（ ( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o) ／ > ,ノ ∠_,,,/´” THOU SHALL BE LOOKED ON BY LENNYDAKTUL[/quote]
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Yo momma so fat, she survived a hammer.
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Yo mama so stupid, when she was told to go fight Hive, she brought insect repellant.
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Yo momma so fat nova bombs bounce right off her!
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Yo mama so fat.... they call her asshole [i]The Exho Chamber...[/i] [i][u]Badum Tsss[/u][/i]
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Yo mama so fat that she thinks Dead Orbit is all the cats and small children she's sat on and killed that continue to orbit around her midsection
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Yo mama so ugly that dripping-face bag-head Eris stands next to her in da club to look better
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Yo mama so fat, she can activate all the VoG sync plates at once!
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Hey girl, is there a sync plate in your pants? Because my spire is rising.
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Why can't there be more threads like this. This is such a nice change from all the "cry cry sunbreaker, cry cry I'm quitting, nerd this nerf that, I did this AMA" BS threads that are the cancer of these forums. Good on you sir and keep em coming!!!
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Edited by Awoken Genius: 10/20/2015 3:21:10 AMYo momma butt so ugly I woke up in bed with her the other night and was like "Phogoth?!!! Arghhh why isn't it chained up". Luckily the whole entire thing was just a really bad dream but it was kinda like a dream within a dream and a Ahamkara spoke to me and told me she is a Material Girl, btw yo momma so fat she walked past my window and blocked out the sunlight and I actually thought it was The Traveller. Yo momma so old she knew Dredgen Yor (she likes the bad guys) 700 years Ago in the Future??! Explain that one... Vex technology. Btw Dredgen and Jarren and ermm Thalor, Malphur, Cayde, Osirus, The Speaker, Shaxx, Arach, Banshee, Rahool, Xur, Oryx (she likes them big) Peter Dinklage pretty much any male character in the game all said yo momma was a machine in the bedroom and that head game though was of Legends and Mystery.
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2 RepliesYo mama so ugly when she tried to take golgoroths gaze, he refused.
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3 RepliesBump for later plz
