The title says it all! Post your funniest yo mama jokes here and let the laughs begin!
"yo mama so fat the Cabals mistaken her as a planet and blew her up"
"Yo mama so fat she captures all 3 flags in control at once"
"Yo mama so fat when she takes a consumable she eats the whole stack"
Now go! Your turn! :D
Edit: Just want to say thanks to everyone that has posted and that this thread has given me so many laughs! Let's keep this thread going!
Edit: Thank you again everyone that has posted! Every time I need a good laugh I always go to this thread! All thanks to you guys!
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Yo mama so ugly, the speaker refused to cleanse her when she got her thorn bounty.
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Yo momma so fat that Crota summons her as his oversoul
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Your momma so ugly her ghost took a minute and said "I ain't waking that bitch!"
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Yo momma so ugly she gone be the next Omnigul
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Yo mamma so fat she blocks out the oversoul.
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Yo mamma so dumb so thought chatterwhite was a new toothpaste and tried to eat it.
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she broke the bekenstein limit
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Yo momma so ugly that even the Archon Priest don't want to hit that
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Your Momma is so ugly that when she spreads her legs, her Ghost yells,"You've woken the Hive!"
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Edited by Twenty Ninjas: 4/1/2015 5:53:54 PMYo mama so fat, the Traveler is her ghost.
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Your mama is like phogoth chained up and locked in my basement
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Your momma so exotic, every time someone mentions her I get Gjallarhorny.
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Edited by Baker: 4/3/2015 3:30:34 AMYo mama so far that when she gets teleported by atheon she's in Mars and the vault of glass at the same time
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Yo mama is so fat that the day she fell she caused the collapse
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yama so stupid, she ate a ham sandwich and thought it was turkey!
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yama so fat, the fallen dont even need tracking bullets to take her down
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Yo momma so fat and ugly, her pussy's called the hellmouth; full of darkness and stuff that should've been dead for a long time.
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Comment so I can come back!! 😂
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Your mama so fat the fallen ketch on venus is her sparrow
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Not mine, but yo momma so ugly the Truth's rockets aggressively avoid her
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Yo mamma is so fat the cabal call her "tank"
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Yo' mama reminds me of your exotic shotgun.... two cocks and she blows
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Yo momma so fat, her ghost has to check her ass crack for a hive ritual. Yo momma so fat, she ate all her consumables before her ship landed.
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Yo mama so ugly, she makes Omnigul look like a Supermodel
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Yo momma loves Crota's end, solo'd it heaps of times.
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Yo mamas so fat she a map on crucible