The title says it all! Post your funniest yo mama jokes here and let the laughs begin!
"yo mama so fat the Cabals mistaken her as a planet and blew her up"
"Yo mama so fat she captures all 3 flags in control at once"
"Yo mama so fat when she takes a consumable she eats the whole stack"
Now go! Your turn! :D
Edit: Just want to say thanks to everyone that has posted and that this thread has given me so many laughs! Let's keep this thread going!
Edit: Thank you again everyone that has posted! Every time I need a good laugh I always go to this thread! All thanks to you guys!
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... So scrubby, her name is Rose.
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Yo momma is so fat, Sepiks Prime is her left titty.
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Yo mama so fat, when Crota activated his Oversoul, yo mama was the Oversoul!
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Mama's so fat, she broke the beckenstein limit
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Yo mama so fat when she gets in the titans bubble there's no more room for anyone else
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The oversoul is actually yo momma's asshole
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Yo momma so nasty she sucked Rocket Mc Dickface then came in and kissed you goodnight.
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Edited by Leshen: 8/13/2015 6:04:26 AMYo momma so fat the vex couldn't capture her
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Edited by Ryan Julian: 8/12/2015 7:50:18 PMYo mama is so fat, when she tried to solo the first part of crota (because she filled the whole Fireteam alone) she couldn't fit down the Hellmouth!
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Yo momma so fat, at lunch in highschool they called her the Hellmouth. Yo momma so fat one time she sat down too fast on the school bus and popped all its tires and that day was forever known as the Collapse. Yo momma so fat, men refer to the area between her legs as "The Darkness". Yo momma so fat she sat down and broke a couch in the waiting room for the hospital and rather than clean it up, the staff left it as warning with a label that said "Fate of all Fools". Yo momma so lonely the only love she gets from men comes from Stranger's Rifles.
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You mama so fat when she joins a fireteam they STAY in orbit
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Yo momma so fat, that when she sat down on the moon, she made the Hellmouth.
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Yo mama so nasty, they named the Hellmouth out of her lady parts
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Yo mama so dumb she thought the Agent of the Nine was a cat. Yo mama so lonely she calls The Stranger her closest friend.
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Yo mama so trash she got more back in action medals than double downs
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Edited by Yoder023: 8/10/2015 5:20:17 PMEveryone thinks we banished Crota. But in reality: Yo momma so ugly Crota banished himself to get away
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Edited by Juno: 8/9/2015 4:09:53 AMYour mama's so [b][i]FAT[/i][/b] She's a bigger bullet sponge than [b][i]VALUS TA'AURC[/i][/b]
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Yo mama's so fat that she brings the weight of darkness into the Vault of Glass
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Yo mama so fat She gave birth to the Traveler.
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Edited by shadowninja1025: 8/10/2015 4:13:54 PMYo mamas so ugly Croat thought it was his grandma
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How do u get a shard from an exotic? Yo momma sits on them Ok I'm done
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Yo momma is so stupid she pre ordered all destiny dlcs.
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Edited by SpecterKiller47: 8/10/2015 4:00:14 PMYo mama so stupid, when she got an ascendant shard she said "oh no! How did I break the ascendent?"
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"Yo mama so fat she has her own way points"
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To mama is so fat that the traveler's light wasn't enough for her
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Yo momma so stupid fat, she thought motes of light was a diet pill.