The title says it all! Post your funniest yo mama jokes here and let the laughs begin!
"yo mama so fat the Cabals mistaken her as a planet and blew her up"
"Yo mama so fat she captures all 3 flags in control at once"
"Yo mama so fat when she takes a consumable she eats the whole stack"
Now go! Your turn! :D
Edit: Just want to say thanks to everyone that has posted and that this thread has given me so many laughs! Let's keep this thread going!
Edit: Thank you again everyone that has posted! Every time I need a good laugh I always go to this thread! All thanks to you guys!
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Edited by kadel6092: 9/21/2015 10:18:28 AMYo mama is so fat the darkness in her butthole cannot be penetrated by the light of the traveler of old
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Your mommas so fat not even the dreadnought could destroy her...
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Your momma so nasty, Gulrot the Unclean told her to take a shower.
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Yo momma is so broke she's an error code.
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Yo mama is crota.
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Here's what we know about yo mama; she's 800 pounds and highly militarized.
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You're mother's volume was so massive that she was mistaken for Crota's oversoul and shot by many a guardian in an attempt to destroy her.
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Yo mama so fat other guardians get caught in her orbit
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Yo mama so fat that she's a crucible map!
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Yo mamma so ugly, omnigul hears her and yells "SILENCE HER SCREAMS" [spoiler]then dies. [/spoiler]
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Yo momma so ugly when she proposed to Oryx he said he was taken. Yo momma so fat she was mistaken for a Cabal high commander.
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Yo mamas so fat she only joins raids that have cheese
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Yo mamma so fat the traveler tried to terraform her.
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Your momma is so ugly that it made Omnigull silent. Your momma is so scary that Phogoth cut his own stomach so he wouldn't have to face here. Your momma is so fat that Oryx said "Dont want that".
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We call yo mama Mayhem cause all the guardians use their fist of havoc in her. I call yo mama Crota because the only way I'd hit that is with a sword
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Yo mama so ugly Crota committed suicide when he heard she was coming
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Yo mama so stupid when she was told to hunt the house of wolves she went into the forest
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Yo mama so fat, solar wind can't push her
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Yo mama so fat a guardian mistook her for a cabal!
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Edited by RainbowfiedDerp: 8/23/2015 11:27:56 AMYo mama so ugly, Xyor told her he was married
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Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't make a cursed thrall explode
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Yo momma's so fat, she beat all 3 Deathsingers in singing Happy Birthday so she could get to the cake faster.
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Yo mama so fat she made the traveler quit it's job
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Yo mama so ugly that the Gorgon's didn't even bother
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Yo mama so fat; she uses an Ogre as a dildo.