Elais Tofexus (however the hell you spell his name), a.k.a the voice of Adam Jensen from Deus Ex: Human Revolution. Mostly because I'd want my Guardian to say "I never asked for this" every chance he gets. For example: "We've woken the Hive!" "I never asked for this." Or "We've stepped into war with the Cabal on Mars." "I never asked for this."