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Edited by Tiber of Astora:
2/2/2015 4:29:09 AM
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*Dies...*
*Spawn time meter appears above head*
*Body disappears*
*Reappears at the door*
*Walks in and looks at the puddle of vomit and the sh-t covered bar*
What the hell happened here?
*Blows it off*
I'll have an ale. ;P
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*Hands another ale...* [spoiler]*Ponders on ripping your eyes out*[/spoiler]
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Sooo. Why is there sh-t and piss everywhere? *looks at bartender's supple ass* *slightly disgusted* Yeah. So why?
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You know what? Go feed the necromorphs, I'm sure their hungry
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Soooo. A bunch of space zombies shat and pissed all over your bar... Believable. Another ale!
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Ehh... No
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Edited by Tiber of Astora: 2/2/2015 4:39:54 AMI've only had one! *Begins chanting "More!" over and over*
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Last bottle *Hands bottle*
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Edited by Tiber of Astora: 2/2/2015 4:46:37 AMWhat do you mean last bottle? *It turns out that my alcohol tolerance changed after respawn* *Drinks the ale* Woah... *Immediately passes out* *Sh-t's himself*
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Last one you GET. [spoiler]*Shoves body off bar stool*[/spoiler]
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Edited by Tiber of Astora: 2/2/2015 4:50:25 AM*Remains on ground passed out* *Smell rises*
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*Throws Lysol can at you and shoots it*
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*Farts*
