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2/2/2015 3:58:41 AM
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*Drinks ale*
*Whips out the D and urinates in that mug*
*Looks at you blankly*
You have a bug on... On your face...
*Pulls up the sh-t covered destiny poster*
*Rolls the poster up*
*Slaps your face with the poster*
There you go.
Now I need водка!
Водка!
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*Walks off*
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Edited by Tiber of Astora: 2/2/2015 5:15:45 AMВодка! *Looks around at other people* Что вы хотите? *looks at bar tender's supple ass* *doesn't realize it's a guy* *quietly sh-t's himself* *looks at the lady next to him with a blank stare* You're an ugly old man. You know that? *glances at the bartender across the room* I need a vodka!
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Edited by Tiber of Astora: 2/2/2015 4:13:02 AMVodka! Водка!
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*Slides vodka shots*
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*Drinks vodka shots* *Starts spinning around with the urine and sh-t covered poster* *Refuse is splattered all over the bar* *Continues spinning while singing the Russian national anthem* *Passes out* *Begins to vomit in mouth* *Starts choking*
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*Watches*
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Edited by Tiber of Astora: 2/2/2015 4:29:09 AM*Dies...* *Spawn time meter appears above head* *Body disappears* *Reappears at the door* *Walks in and looks at the puddle of vomit and the sh-t covered bar* What the hell happened here? *Blows it off* I'll have an ale. ;P
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*Hands another ale...* [spoiler]*Ponders on ripping your eyes out*[/spoiler]
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Sooo. Why is there sh-t and piss everywhere? *looks at bartender's supple ass* *slightly disgusted* Yeah. So why?
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You know what? Go feed the necromorphs, I'm sure their hungry
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Soooo. A bunch of space zombies shat and pissed all over your bar... Believable. Another ale!
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Ehh... No
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Edited by Tiber of Astora: 2/2/2015 4:39:54 AMI've only had one! *Begins chanting "More!" over and over*
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Last bottle *Hands bottle*
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Edited by Tiber of Astora: 2/2/2015 4:46:37 AMWhat do you mean last bottle? *It turns out that my alcohol tolerance changed after respawn* *Drinks the ale* Woah... *Immediately passes out* *Sh-t's himself*
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Last one you GET. [spoiler]*Shoves body off bar stool*[/spoiler]
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Edited by Tiber of Astora: 2/2/2015 4:50:25 AM*Remains on ground passed out* *Smell rises*
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*Throws Lysol can at you and shoots it*
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*Farts*
