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Edited by ReceleasPhoenicopterus:
2/2/2015 3:17:56 PM
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So there's this boy
There's this boy that I know, we've been hanging out for a few days now and he's super hot but I don't know if he likes me back.
Help me flood, you're my only hope.
Shame edit: this is a hoax, thanks for participating. I'm only sorry to a few of you like Couch and Red_Rush_Tony, you guys are nice.
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7 RepliesYou have to be direct with dudes, chances are we'll have no idea.
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1 ReplyNecrobump
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I read, "little boy". I don't even know...
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Do the bend and snap! Works everytime.
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Mr.Booze is your friend.
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1 ReplyEdited by Kekyoin's Underwater Donut: 2/2/2015 7:10:49 AM[quote]There's this boy[/quote] Sparrow alt confirmed. [spoiler]I dunno just guessing lol...¯\_(ツ)_/¯[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesOh shit, this looks like the Lil Sparrow shitstorm all over again. *takes cover*
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2 RepliesYou do your best power strut, take his head between your massive thighs, and crush man's head like sparrow egg! What was the question again?
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Sell him to the Chinese
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Touch his pernus.
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Start sucking, youll know..
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Edited by Whubbsie: 2/2/2015 7:24:19 AMKiss the god damn kid
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3 RepliesLook deep into his eyes Lean in slowly for a passionate kiss Reach into his pocket Take out his wallet Don't even kiss him Just run
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6 RepliesEdited by JoeIsAFeline: 2/1/2015 9:10:52 PM... Ask him out? What's the worst that could happen? He says no? So what. :3
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5 RepliesNice Star Wars quote I say have confidence the force is with you so go for it ask him how he feels
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Be a little playful with him, but be gentle. Don't push it on too fast. I made that mistake before where I jumped the gun and asked a girl out too soon. It's not fun to not know the other person's mind. Take my advice, don't listen to the other dick heads who don't give a crap about the fact that you're asking in public about something you help with.
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1 ReplySend nudes and the next time you see him, reach for [i]it[/i] If done correctly, and the boy is retarded, you'll be pregnant and called a slut. You're welcome.
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2 RepliesYou boy or girl? If girl, push on wall and show him tits. If you're a boy, plzz stop feg.
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7 RepliesStick it in his pooper?
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1 ReplyEdited by BEZsmith: 2/2/2015 2:06:34 AMGive him the good ol ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) right in the ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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1 ReplyWe're your only hope? That's sad
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2 RepliesWant to get a guy? Offer him tits. Guys love tits.
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1 ReplyKill him
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1 ReplyStick it in his pooper
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1 ReplyToast/Envolope
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8 RepliesYou're a girl (?), 75% shot he'll like ya -3-
