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Edited by IngloriousWho98: 1/30/2015 5:51:15 PM
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Let Me Try My Hand At Telling Stories

Gather round I'm going to tell you a story... Picture this A father He is a necromancer He can bring people back from the dead He can bring people back from the dead... He had three triplet daughters Two are alive, born and bred One of them is dead And these girls are very special One can see in the dark And one can breathe underwater I've set up the story for starters Now, here's the father "She's gone, Rose. She's dead." "Can we bring her back?" they said. He said, "You can but it's hard. It's really hard. You have to..." "What can we do?" "You have to play the [spoiler] [/spoiler] with all your might. And it will sound right..."

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  • >In the beginning there was nothing >Then out of nowhere there was a single being >It's ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) >( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) bends and shapes matter to build a forum to live on b.net >( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) gives birth two grizzled ancients of the flood >The ancients gather under the flood to speak of halo and The Lord and savior Lenny >eventually the ancients get kinky and decide to grow the forms > The two ancients birth two types of users >The first mates with there mother ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) and gives birth to Archonos >The second gave birth to deej, he was corrupted into a pegboy that became the first desticle and was banished to a nether realm no floodian dared enter #Destiny >Achronos then went on to produce the entire flood as his alts >some of the alts grew to power and became the ninjas destined to watched over the forums >A golden age of b.old rose >a time of quality trolls and original jokes >but deej came back >he had an army of thousands of destructive children with seeminly one intention to destroy the flood. >they went on a crusade and nearly overwhelmed the flood taking one of their strongest nation #gaming >war was held many floodians and Desticles fell but in the end the flood had won >the two forums went their seperate ways and eventually #gaming was reclaimed >for now there is peace but the forum isn't the same as b.old >many of the original children of Achronos had fallen the ones that made b.old what it was and now the forums was lesser then what it was >deej still lurks in #destiny waiting for his moment to strike >a prophecy still tells of the day ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) will descend from the heavens to vanquish deej >it tells of a meeting between Achronos, deej and ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) >they all discuss peacefully until the pegboy side of deej cums out >( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) and Achronos attack deej and throw him off his chair >he falls on the floor >Everyone does the dinasour

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