"I was only 9 years old, I loved LongFace so much. I had all the threads and hashtags memorized. I'd pray to LongFace every night thanking him for the comment I was given. LongFace is love I'd say, LongFace is life. DeeJ hears me and calls me an ungrateful customer. I call him a corporate shill. He temp bans me and sends me back to OffTopic. I'm crying now, my ego hurts. I feel a warmth moving towards me, it's LongFace. He interests me with his title thread. I want to please long face. I spread my butt cheeks for LongFace. He penetrates my butt hole with his long face. DeeJ enters the thread. LongFace looks him straight in the eyes. He said "Get ReKt m8" LongFace is love. Long face is life."