That would be awkward. In other news two Guardians have had an ongoing battle to see who will quit the strike first, this battle has been raging on for a week, and they even had to make a deal to sleep at the same time for twenty minutes at a time in order to keep their full strength. We are worried that their continue us of the same server will collapse Destiny and cause the Destinypocolypse.

Many have tried joining the game in an attempt to complete the strike and end the madness. But none have been able to successfully enter the game. The initial poor servers of destiny meet every guardian with a KTO right before they could enter. Can anyone stop the impending destinypocolypse?

This just in, Destiny is in chaos as the last hours are slowly dwindling down. Some are trying to some how save their exotics, but to no avail. Bungie has taken the time to advertise it's new DLC, but the players are too busy ripping each other apart. Bungie sent in a fireteam to stop the two people who won't back down, but the fireteam has not returned, possibly suffering from a centipede error. Whatever it is, one thing is certain, we will not survive.