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Edited by Eigerphant:
8/10/2015 4:58:02 PM
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Let's hear your best joke
Comment with your best joke!
Edit: Can't believe the amount of jokes there are - it's brilliant, keep them coming
Edit: Jesus that's a lot of jokes
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Our government
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Destiny
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3 RepliesEdited by Strionautilus: 3/2/2015 6:18:27 PMHow do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed? [spoiler]put Velcro on the ceiling.[/spoiler]
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-blam!- this man, im laughing so hard all my snot is floppin out of my nose and its 01:00 here, my parents are sleeping in the room next to me.
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1 ReplyWomen's rights
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10 RepliesThere's a philosopher, a mathematician, and an idiot in a car. The car crashes, and their souls float up to heaven. Unfortunately, heaven is getting overcrowded, and the devil makes a deal with God. Once at the gates of heaven, the person must ask a question to the devil. If the devil answers correctly, he goes to hell. If the devil cannot, he goes to heaven. So the three men arrive at the gates. The mathematician asks, "what is the most complex mathematical formula ever created?" The devil pulls out some paper, and writes down the most complex formula ever conjured. The mathematician agrees it's correct, and goes to hell. The philosopher is next, and he asks for the true meaning behind Socrates' teachings. Again, the devil pulls out paper, and writes down the true meaning of Socrates. The philosopher goes to hell. The idiot is next. He says to the devil, "bring me a chair!" So the devil did. He then said, "drill seven holes in it!" So the devil did. The idiot sits down on the chair, and farts loudly. He asks the devil, "which hole did the fart come out of?" The devil says, "the third one to the left. "Nope", the idiot said, "it came from my asshole." And he went to heaven. Didn't make it myself, but I like it.
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Hillary Clinton
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7 RepliesWhy did Hitler kill himself? Because he saw his gas bill
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1 ReplyYour life
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1 ReplyEdited by Top Floor Fatal: 4/19/2015 5:41:17 AMSwigging swooty coming for dat [spoiler]illuminati[/spoiler]
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5 RepliesWhat do you call a 5 year old with no friends?[spoiler]A Sandy Hook survivor[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyJew jokes are not funny Anne frankly, there childish and offensive
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2 RepliesWhat do you call a pirate that sells corn? [spoiler]a buccaneer[/spoiler]
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http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU
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Destinys story line
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What's worse than having a worm in your apple. [spoiler]A terrorfeminazistraper[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesWhy don't old ladies have sex.... [spoiler]ever try to pull apart a grilled cheese?[/spoiler]
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A magician told his Hispanic audience to count to three and he would disappear. They said "uno, dos," and then he disappeared without a tres.
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Me and my life. I win.
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9 RepliesGirls are good at games
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2 RepliesMy love life Ayyyyyy
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How do you find Will Smith in the snow? [spoiler] you follow the fresh prince/prints [/spoiler]
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1 Replyfuck
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3 RepliesHow do you pick up a hot Jewish girl [spoiler]in a dustpan![/spoiler]
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Do you wanna know how to keep an idiot in suspense? [spoiler]ill tell you tommorow[/spoiler]
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5 RepliesHow many Jews can you fit in a car? [spoiler]Five in the seats, and millions in the ash tray[/spoiler]
