If you load up the tower between now and Saturday night and buy an Icebreaker you are a noob. You dont deserve it, period.
I spent years grinding and relentlessly pursuing this weapon only to have my heart crushed over and over again. I would ask myself, "Rngesus, am i not worthy?" He simply ignored me and continued to throw worthless gjallarhorns and truths at me until finally after a little over 10,000 vault completions i earned my sweet icebreaker. You see that scrubs??!? EARNED IT. You just sit there with you little vibrating coins that you pulled from your ass and dare to buy it as if it were a voidfang vestment?
As of 5 minutes ago i dismantled my baby. Are you happy Bungie?? You made me Euthanize my best friend, my lover. I couldn't even look at him as i held the button. Now all i see are filthy noobs buying him up as if he were some kind of whore. I hope you all happy. Icebreaker sucks now.
Edit: Lol at all of you "Destiny" players that seem to think you deserve Xurs shitty handouts. Icebreaker is only deserving of the company of those players that show true initiative and actually try to grind in this game. Things like "family" and "social lives" just hold you back from achieving true greatness. You just hate me cause im beautiful so stop calling me an elitist because all of us who earned our icebreakers are real gamers are you are just a noob.
Edit 2: Guys id like to apologize to all of that were offended by my comments and this post. Its not your fault that your a noob and that your you werent blessed with equal parts luck and extreme conviction to the grind. Im sorry you put your family and friends before lifes true goals and aspirations that can only be found in Destiny. Keep sucking just like the Icebreaker ;)
Final Edit: Lol you guys got trolled super hard. Obviously this is not genuine and i harbor no ill will to those of you that purchased icebreaker. This was an awesome week for xur and we all deserve a good xurday every now and then, so i hope you guys that told me to drink bleach and refrain from reproducing read through this again with a different perspective. Have a good one guys and keep grinding for strange coins and "real" drops. :)
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[quote]continued to throw worthless gjallarhorns [/quote] O____O so now you have IB and GJalla?? AND COMPLAIN?!?
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Had one for ages from VoG. Bought two extra for my alts!
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The game hasn't even been out a year....
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im just buying another for my character that doesn't have one
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This is stupid. Btw we can see your stats 19 raid completions.
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First off the game has only been out for a couple months and its not possible to of run the vog over 10,000 in that time
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Stupid twAt
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#satire lmao
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Dude this is the second time it was sold.
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Edited by Freeze1119: 1/16/2015 5:03:00 PMBut now everyone can enjoy :) and every character can have one now! No more vault switching! Haha yaaaa
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You are the noob my good sir. All you are doing is crying to the community. You should post something more concerning... In your eyes. Remove xur because he gives out weapons and armor people need. You must be like a level 31 striving to become 32 but can't because you all you do is complain about other irrelevant stuff. I earned gjallarhorn after I slaughtered crota. Should I cry to my past life because I didn't buy it when I had the chance. Stop crying... It's a game. As a matter of fact you should be happy that people want to use the icebreaker it's a good weapon for the raid.
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You know what else sucks? Your mother on ma gentleman's sausage Rekt
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Destiny hipsters be like - "Icebreaker is too mainstream."
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Haha. Another idiot crying
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Edited by pValue2010: 1/16/2015 4:58:51 PMGuys.. At least read two sentences of a post before getting all angry about it. Edit: ok, in this case three.
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[url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DksSPZTZES0]Dont cry, dry your eye![/url]
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[quote]ou made me Euthanize my best friend, my lover. I couldn't even look at him as i held the button. Now all i see are filthy noobs buying him up as if he were some kind of whore.[/quote] Don't you mean "her" O_0??? By the way, which kind of whine do you take with your bish?
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SCREW ALL OF YOU, YOU DIDN'T EARN NOTHING... I bought 12 icebreakers so that Xur will run out faster and no one will have them. [spoiler]calm down, I'm just joking... Who cares how you get it? Enjoy your Xurned icebreaker![/spoiler]
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based off of this post. How about u eject your destiny disk and break that in half. because you are a baby. its a -blam!-ing gun. its a good gun. everyone should have it. xur sold icebreaker before.
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WOW thankfully I bought my third one before you posted this otherwise I would have to dismantle it for fear of being called a "NOOB"
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Haha, love this thread. Thanks for the laugh OP.
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..........hotpockets.............enough said!
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Why don't people ever read the #'s?
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Because you wouldn't have done the same thing in our situation...
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You know it was sold on like the 4th week right?
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I think most missed the #satire. I hope the #hotpockets hasn't been ignored. That would be shameful.