If you load up the tower between now and Saturday night and buy an Icebreaker you are a noob. You dont deserve it, period.
I spent years grinding and relentlessly pursuing this weapon only to have my heart crushed over and over again. I would ask myself, "Rngesus, am i not worthy?" He simply ignored me and continued to throw worthless gjallarhorns and truths at me until finally after a little over 10,000 vault completions i earned my sweet icebreaker. You see that scrubs??!? EARNED IT. You just sit there with you little vibrating coins that you pulled from your ass and dare to buy it as if it were a voidfang vestment?
As of 5 minutes ago i dismantled my baby. Are you happy Bungie?? You made me Euthanize my best friend, my lover. I couldn't even look at him as i held the button. Now all i see are filthy noobs buying him up as if he were some kind of whore. I hope you all happy. Icebreaker sucks now.
Edit: Lol at all of you "Destiny" players that seem to think you deserve Xurs shitty handouts. Icebreaker is only deserving of the company of those players that show true initiative and actually try to grind in this game. Things like "family" and "social lives" just hold you back from achieving true greatness. You just hate me cause im beautiful so stop calling me an elitist because all of us who earned our icebreakers are real gamers are you are just a noob.
Edit 2: Guys id like to apologize to all of that were offended by my comments and this post. Its not your fault that your a noob and that your you werent blessed with equal parts luck and extreme conviction to the grind. Im sorry you put your family and friends before lifes true goals and aspirations that can only be found in Destiny. Keep sucking just like the Icebreaker ;)
Final Edit: Lol you guys got trolled super hard. Obviously this is not genuine and i harbor no ill will to those of you that purchased icebreaker. This was an awesome week for xur and we all deserve a good xurday every now and then, so i hope you guys that told me to drink bleach and refrain from reproducing read through this again with a different perspective. Have a good one guys and keep grinding for strange coins and "real" drops. :)
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Its like you're -blam!-ing 5!
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I realized this was satirical when you said "years grinding" :P
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All I got out of your post is.. "I whine too much"
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Edited by JDRman: 1/16/2015 6:26:48 PMIs #satire just an excuse to make retarded posts now?
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I see you put satire, but you are also a douche. You did not earn shit, you got unlucky countless times and then you finally got lucky. Not earned.
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Edited by CarneAsadaMilk: 1/16/2015 6:12:48 PMLook at me I put satire tag, so I can make douchebags posts and say I'm funny. -OP
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[quote]You made me Euthanize my best friend, my [u]lover.[/u] I couldn't even look at [u]him[/u] as i held the button.[/quote] Whoops... I think you just came out of the closet bro...
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but.. but.. I like my vibrating coins that I keep in the special place that makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside, so I give them to Xur so he can experience the same euphoria that I get from them. Is it my fault that he gives me an Ice Breaker in return to show his gratitude?
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I know this is satirical, but people are actually complaining like this. It makes no difference if Xur sells it or not. No different than buying tower gear and getting to 31 before anyone else who doesn't buy tower gear because they think it's too "cheap". If you are complaining, stop thinking that you deserve to be praised for playing a video game. You don't. Shut up and enjoy the game.
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What about all those people who bought it the first time it was sold?
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The amount of people commenting without even looking at the tags is sad. Like come on I knew this was satire after the first sentence
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I earned my strange coins thus earning an icebreaker.
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Yeah but I have an actual life and realize this is a game. When your mom kicks you out maybe you'll realize it too :)
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[quote] I spent years grinding, finally after a little over 10,000 vault completions i earned my sweet icebreaker.[/quote] Legit, game has been out for years. And everyone has at least 15,000 vault completions.
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He spent "years" grinding...
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You sir. Are retarded.
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Your gay af
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Shut up
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You're just a bitch.... The only weapons that are earned are through exotic bounties. Don't be a retard baby crying about earning the IB its all luck. Your mom should have swallowed.
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Fool. Played for days and never earned IB. So glad I can now get it
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Warning OP is 12 years old
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Great! I hope you get killed with it, over and over, to never let you forget it.
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I'm glad Xurs selling it. I was lucky enough to buy mines on week 2. It completely changes how you play destiny (in a good way). It's an amazing gun and everyone should get a chance to use it. All you snowflakes can do one!
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Lol kill y0 self breh
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The rage is real... Why are people so butthurt about Xur selling it? Don't you think that the more people have the weapon the easier the Raids, and Nightfalls become? I mean come on, just think about it... I said earlier that if he sells GHorn it will lose the value of it, but why would i say that? Is not like there is a market place that you can sell stuff to other Guardians. If there was then i would understand, but why would this affect your gameplay? Now it's going to end the fact that people most of the times are looking for someone with IB and/or GHorn. People have bettet chance to complete things that they couldn't before. All i see is a bunch of people being HYPOCRITE and SELFISH.