If you load up the tower between now and Saturday night and buy an Icebreaker you are a noob. You dont deserve it, period.
I spent years grinding and relentlessly pursuing this weapon only to have my heart crushed over and over again. I would ask myself, "Rngesus, am i not worthy?" He simply ignored me and continued to throw worthless gjallarhorns and truths at me until finally after a little over 10,000 vault completions i earned my sweet icebreaker. You see that scrubs??!? EARNED IT. You just sit there with you little vibrating coins that you pulled from your ass and dare to buy it as if it were a voidfang vestment?
As of 5 minutes ago i dismantled my baby. Are you happy Bungie?? You made me Euthanize my best friend, my lover. I couldn't even look at him as i held the button. Now all i see are filthy noobs buying him up as if he were some kind of whore. I hope you all happy. Icebreaker sucks now.
Edit: Lol at all of you "Destiny" players that seem to think you deserve Xurs shitty handouts. Icebreaker is only deserving of the company of those players that show true initiative and actually try to grind in this game. Things like "family" and "social lives" just hold you back from achieving true greatness. You just hate me cause im beautiful so stop calling me an elitist because all of us who earned our icebreakers are real gamers are you are just a noob.
Edit 2: Guys id like to apologize to all of that were offended by my comments and this post. Its not your fault that your a noob and that your you werent blessed with equal parts luck and extreme conviction to the grind. Im sorry you put your family and friends before lifes true goals and aspirations that can only be found in Destiny. Keep sucking just like the Icebreaker ;)
Final Edit: Lol you guys got trolled super hard. Obviously this is not genuine and i harbor no ill will to those of you that purchased icebreaker. This was an awesome week for xur and we all deserve a good xurday every now and then, so i hope you guys that told me to drink bleach and refrain from reproducing read through this again with a different perspective. Have a good one guys and keep grinding for strange coins and "real" drops. :)
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This is a new kind of stupid
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Years?
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I read years and stopped, your dumber than dumb. If your crying new people got it, its literally only because your insecure about your skill and that was all you had to make you useful.
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Whiner
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Go suck a fat dick -blam!-!! You didn't earn anything with random loot!!
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Years? With an exaggeration like that I guess you are about 12.
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Now put down the controller and go experience this thing called fresh air.
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I feel the same way, I got my first icebreaker 2 years back and when I found it, it only had 302 damage, so I nursed it back to health over a period of 6 months to have it regenerate its health to 331. And now Xur is just giving them up for adoption?? Those Icebreakers deserve to be aborted.
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It doesn't bother me to be honest. No weapon will be safe from xur. It wouldn't surprise me if he sells vex mythoclast in the future.
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Edited by Revy: 1/16/2015 6:13:35 PMA lot of people missed the #satire. Lol. Also, am I the only one tired of "satire" being a thing? Can't we just go back to calling it sarcasm instead of sounding like a bunch of trendy a**hats?
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I remember when satire used to be funny. Now it's just filled with posts trying too hard.
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Years? It's like months
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I'm confused as to how Xur selling it makes it not good...? Did they change the way it works? Or nerf the damage? or are you just mad you aren't a special snowflake any more? (spoiler, you were never unique, tons of people had it before since it was sold, and people hunted for it for months)
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Pour syrup inside your systems vent. [spoiler]nobody likes you[/spoiler]
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You spend years? This game is only 4 months old. And you just got more luck than others. I hope for it since weeks, I played since the release day. So I'm happy I can get it now.
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Please stop with these unoriginal satire posts, they just clutter up the forums. You're not funny.
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I don't get it. What's the relevance of hot pockets? :)
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Glad to see a satire tag at the bottom, got slightly confused at the years part, Technically it is 4 months, but the tag put it all in place for me. Thanks for the laugh lol
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Spent years grinding? Lol destiny isn't even a year old
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Lmfaooo
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Years grinding ??? Destiny came out sept jesus fckin christ liar
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I saw what you did there. ;)
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*sees tag I approve this post
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Another original Icebreak satire post. *yawn*
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Its like you're -blam!-ing 5!