If you load up the tower between now and Saturday night and buy an Icebreaker you are a noob. You dont deserve it, period.
I spent years grinding and relentlessly pursuing this weapon only to have my heart crushed over and over again. I would ask myself, "Rngesus, am i not worthy?" He simply ignored me and continued to throw worthless gjallarhorns and truths at me until finally after a little over 10,000 vault completions i earned my sweet icebreaker. You see that scrubs??!? EARNED IT. You just sit there with you little vibrating coins that you pulled from your ass and dare to buy it as if it were a voidfang vestment?
As of 5 minutes ago i dismantled my baby. Are you happy Bungie?? You made me Euthanize my best friend, my lover. I couldn't even look at him as i held the button. Now all i see are filthy noobs buying him up as if he were some kind of whore. I hope you all happy. Icebreaker sucks now.
Edit: Lol at all of you "Destiny" players that seem to think you deserve Xurs shitty handouts. Icebreaker is only deserving of the company of those players that show true initiative and actually try to grind in this game. Things like "family" and "social lives" just hold you back from achieving true greatness. You just hate me cause im beautiful so stop calling me an elitist because all of us who earned our icebreakers are real gamers are you are just a noob.
Edit 2: Guys id like to apologize to all of that were offended by my comments and this post. Its not your fault that your a noob and that your you werent blessed with equal parts luck and extreme conviction to the grind. Im sorry you put your family and friends before lifes true goals and aspirations that can only be found in Destiny. Keep sucking just like the Icebreaker ;)
Final Edit: Lol you guys got trolled super hard. Obviously this is not genuine and i harbor no ill will to those of you that purchased icebreaker. This was an awesome week for xur and we all deserve a good xurday every now and then, so i hope you guys that told me to drink bleach and refrain from reproducing read through this again with a different perspective. Have a good one guys and keep grinding for strange coins and "real" drops. :)
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icebreaker is a she, not a he.
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What's your favorite hot pocket?
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Shuuuuuut up quit crying I got this week in nightfall and you don't see me crying just play the game damnit.
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Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh
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Shut up Meg. Little crybaby scrub
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Years?
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had me at "years" =D
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I think I'm going to buy one cuz I'm tired of reading these types of posts...
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Keep crying....we're all listening. P.S. - Hahahahaha
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Pshh whatevs, let them get it, one less thing to cry about on these forums, at this point I hope he sells all the Damn exotics so people can actually constructively help others instead of making ignant ass posts like this!
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8/10 made me lol.
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The games been out for a few months, i would hardly say you've been grinding for YEARS.
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I bought one, it's alright, not too shabby
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Lollll
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Bwahahaha
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Who cares. In fact, the more people with a maxed 2.0 IB, the better it is for facing CE Hard mode. When you lfg and get into a game, you shouldn't be worried about people not having a useful weapon. Literally everyone should gave a maxed IB by next week if they focus on upgrading it for CE hard mode. At that point , you just hope a couple people have Gally or Hunger to DPS Crota to take him down.
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Shut up and play the game. Don't worry about what other guardians have and don't have. We all Bought the game just like you did.
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I'm pretty sure if your running vog on hard and you get to oracles, it can be tough to do that part, so you do the strategy of everyone at the top. Now your doing vog for a specific reason to get a piece of armor or something. I'm pretty sure you'll be happy that you have 5 people with you with ice breakers instead of 2 and 3 people have praedyths revenge or something else. So who cares. Stop complaining
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You have earned the title of "IDIOT" an you only had to post one time!!!! but don't fret your one brain cell there..... lots of idiots on this forum!
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Am I still a noob if i already have two and I am buying one for my third character ?
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First people complain about Xur not selling any good weapons, then he sells one and people still cry.
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You act like you're the only one who had an Ice Breaker. Who the -blam!- cares? It's shitty in PvP, and you act like if everyone in the world had one, that it'll affect your game play. If you are speaking about rarity, don't talk about the IB, instead, talk about how rare YOU are...first homosexual conceived baby born out of the anus.
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You are the noob ;)
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Really years?? When destiny hasn't even been out a year...