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Edited by Vodka7up:
1/16/2015 10:08:05 AM
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WORST NIGHTFALL EVER
Stage 1: fiancée goes ballistic because she says I play too much. Drama ensues. Thankfully i played this part a good number of times so i was able to get through it - only if just barely.
Stage 2: Dinner at the inlaws. Pretty easy, done this like a million times already and know exactly how to cheese it. Don't care if anyone tells me i should play it legit, my fireteam partner wasn't very cooperative anyway. Mic was on but didn't really talk that much.
Final stage: having to watch TV while wanting to play to avoid further drama. Not easy at all. Almost succumbed to the darkness (sleep) but managed to get through it.
REWARDS:
- Increased frustration gains for however long it takes before i can play again;
- A piece of cake
- NO SEX (WTF Bungie!! Really???)
So typical that we bust our asses off and get nothing but crap at the end!
BUNGIE PATCH YOUR GAME ALREADY!
EDIT: Trending! Didn't really expect it! Glad you enjoyed it :)
EDIT 2: 69 likes wink wink :)
EDIT 3: Day 2, 200+ likes! Thanks for your comments! Its great to see there are many others with relationship difficulty modifiers when trying to fight the darkness!
EDIT 4: Broke the 300 likes barrier! So glad i could give you a chuckle or at least something you can relate to! Thank you guardians, keep'em coming!
EDIT 5: Whaaaat?! 440 likes! Can we make it to 500?
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Active Modifiers: Night Fail: You don't get laid. Red Dragon: Wife is on period and has a chance of crying, dying, and/or attacking. Chance of all happening at the same time. Wife has triple health, you get half health, and you don't get laid x 30. Heroic: Nothing you say, do, or think is correct. And yet you keep trying to be right. Emotion: She can and can't live without you, and because you are a man, its your fault, even though she ate the fruit in the garden of eden. Insanity: Wife can go from pouting to merciless bitch randomly. Chance of both. Fortunately I have my Legendary Balls equipped, and Exotic "My Own F*N 60" TV in the Living Room". It is possible she will drop some engrams in, but mostly uncommon insults and rare compliments and TLC. **Actually my wife is excellent, she doesn't care either way. She still plays NES, SNES, Xbox360, and Chess. :D**
