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Edited by Vodka7up:
1/16/2015 10:08:05 AM
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WORST NIGHTFALL EVER
Stage 1: fiancée goes ballistic because she says I play too much. Drama ensues. Thankfully i played this part a good number of times so i was able to get through it - only if just barely.
Stage 2: Dinner at the inlaws. Pretty easy, done this like a million times already and know exactly how to cheese it. Don't care if anyone tells me i should play it legit, my fireteam partner wasn't very cooperative anyway. Mic was on but didn't really talk that much.
Final stage: having to watch TV while wanting to play to avoid further drama. Not easy at all. Almost succumbed to the darkness (sleep) but managed to get through it.
REWARDS:
- Increased frustration gains for however long it takes before i can play again;
- A piece of cake
- NO SEX (WTF Bungie!! Really???)
So typical that we bust our asses off and get nothing but crap at the end!
BUNGIE PATCH YOUR GAME ALREADY!
EDIT: Trending! Didn't really expect it! Glad you enjoyed it :)
EDIT 2: 69 likes wink wink :)
EDIT 3: Day 2, 200+ likes! Thanks for your comments! Its great to see there are many others with relationship difficulty modifiers when trying to fight the darkness!
EDIT 4: Broke the 300 likes barrier! So glad i could give you a chuckle or at least something you can relate to! Thank you guardians, keep'em coming!
EDIT 5: Whaaaat?! 440 likes! Can we make it to 500?
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106 RepliesEdited by Rymister104: 1/15/2015 2:59:04 PMtypical nightfall for me: Wife(W): You waste too much time on video games. You should be hanging out with me in the living room. Me(M): You're watching terrible reality TV, how is that any better use of time? W: I just want you out here for us to spend time together. M: Well how about we spend some time together in here while I play video games? W: I am not gonna sit there and watch you play that stupid game. M: Well I'm not gonna watch lifetime and I think time to ourselves is healthy, so. . . *huffing and puffing from wife* *doors slamming* *icey stare as she walks by* *I relent and go to living room; wife seems satisfied but soon buries head in smart phone, leaving me to watch 27 dresses and make futile attempts at conversation that involve a typical response of: "uh-huh." or "no."* M: Could we watch something else? W: YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT ANYTHING BUT YOURSELF. WHY DOES EVERYTHING HAVE TO BE ON YOUR TERMS?!?!? M: WTF? I just wanted to watch something we agree on. Rewards: Crying wife who claims I've emotionally abused and neglected her. [spoiler]The Drunken Wife modifier makes this nightfall much more intense.[/spoiler] Seriously though, this woman used to play Borderlands with me, a lot. . . then we got married. MORAL: Women lie, manipulate, and do anything else in their power to try to gain control of you. NEVER, EVER get married, just don't do it. Modern marriage is a trick, a mechanism of control for the new "modern","independent" woman. Edit. I tried to make this funny but it became more of a vent. I mean, you never know somebody. If I'm ever single again, I will remain that way for the rest of my life. Edit 2. A lot more responses to this than expected. It's awesome, in a sad kind of way, to know I'm not alone in this and I appreciate all the replies. I don't think women are evil, and I don't hate women. I would just advise anyone who thinks they may have found "the one" to spend as much time dating and living with them as possible before taking the plunge. Me and many others have found that the woman we dated is not the woman we married, and I'm sure many women have the same problem with the men in their lives. My stated views on marriage as a mechanism of control that greatly favors women still stand.
