What is the most painful thing that has happened to you physically?
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Dick stuck in zip from pants
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Bullwhip to the dick
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I stepped on a Lego once
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I tripped, went high into the air, and landed straight onto my left wrist. Thought I dislocated my arm, but it turns out I broke the wrist.
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Collapsed lung.
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When I was like, five or six, I got my thumb caught in some gears. It tore the skin all the -blam!- up.
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Was ejected from side window of a van at 70 mph. Wasn't wearing seatbelt. Broke window with skull, glass shards on edge cut into my lower back & severely damaged my L5/S1 vertebra. Landed on left shoulder & shattered it into 3 pieces. When ambulance took me to hospital, 6 nurses held me down while a doctor put 5 staples in my head (no anesthetic due to concern about time from accident to when I arrived at hospital). Only reason I lived is because I thought I was going to die & had accepted it- I wasn't bracing (similar to how drunks survive wrecks).
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Edited by ANGRY ASIAN 500: 1/31/2015 6:35:24 PMLongest pain was some Surgery on my dick. Hurt for a couple days afterwards. Worst was when I was going down a hill on a little go cart ride thing and leaned into the wall. (I have burn marks on my wrist ,elbow, and knee)
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Either getting my finger slammed in the car door, getting kicked in the nuts, or stabbing my hand with a knife when I was like 6 carving pumpkins with my dad
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Peeing 8 streams.
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Kidney Stone.
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I fell out of a tree and lacerated my liver, shattered my wrist in two spots catching myself and didn't feel it cause I could only feel my liver
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Scratched in the sensitive area by a cat
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Broke 3 ribs while snowboarding (clipped a tree going way too fast). It hurt just to breath lol
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Edited by Tokyocity: 1/28/2015 11:29:05 PMOuch these replies are killing me
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I had a sever case of streptococcus and bacterial pharyngitis infections in my throat last week. Probably the worst pain I've ever felt. Had to go to the ER.
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Edited by shell: 1/30/2015 7:38:28 PMI got my cock chopped up by an asian and stuck in a jar. He was my friend.
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I was little and got shot in the left kneecap and the surgery HURT ALOT but the bullet hurt more
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When I was much younger, I had to go for an urgent tooth extraction because the tooth had decayed pretty badly (I don't remember why), but the anesthesia somehow didn't work properly, probably because it wasn't given enough time to kick in (my memory of that incident is kinda fuzzy now), and apparently everyone outside could hear me screaming. I'm glad I don't remember all the details, but it definitely was -blam!-ing excruciating. Apart from that, I had pneumonia once, and when the hospital staff were trying to draw some of my blood for testing they kept pricking me but missing the vein. Can't remember if that one [i]really[/i] was that painful though. I think I was just a pussy then.
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Edited by Tiber of Astora: 1/28/2015 7:14:25 PMDealing with atheists. Very f--kin' painful.
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Accident with a nail gun when I was 19 [spoiler]never hold the wood from underneath, I was such an idiot... Fgt moment[/spoiler]
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Getting dry socket post-wisdom tooth extraction.
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Pretty sure I posted in this, but -blam!- it. Natural child birth. I don't know someone can willingly do it.
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The xbox 360 squishing my dick when i put it in the whole and closed the tray
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I stepped on a rust fishhook at the beach and it broke in my foot. They had to dig it out.
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I used to be a paratrooper in the army few months back, and there was one jump into a field problem that obviously didn't go as planned. I was a 240l machine gunner, so my load was always a lot heavier then other troopers. The winds were in excess of 25 mph, which is way too high for airborne operations. Anyways, as ordered, out we all go. I remember the shock of the chute deploying, then drifting across a 3 kilometer wide drop zone in a matter of 20 seconds. I woke up in the hospital, all my gear was destroyed from the fall, my machine gun was literally broken in half, (poor baby) and I hit the ground so hard it snapped the helmet off my head. Had the worst pain all over my body I've ever had for a solid 2-3 days. Gnarly haha.