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*blows up the bottle with tiny bit of Semtex on bottom* "You're paranoid," they said "No ones gonna steal stock from the bar, why put explosives on stuff?" They said. WELL LOOK WHAT HAPPENED! SOMEONE STOLE AND NOW THE THING THEY STOLE IS GONE! WHO'S PARANOID NOW?!
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Damnit i was thirst :/ * takes swig from another bottle of red wine and puts it bakc *
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can you not bruhski?
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Wait i completlly forgot about my wine fountain * phases to palace grabs wine fountain and phases to my spot * starts drinking red wine upon red wine from fountain * I DRUNK NOT MUCH
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You have serious issues.
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NOT NINE DFOUR I NOT CHEESE * passes out *