*Walks in, takes a seat and contemplates what he wants while waiting to be served*
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*Slides down whiskey*
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*steals drink*
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What are you going to do with all those stolen drinks?
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Save them for a special occasion
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With all those drinks you should make your own bar, with blackjack and hookers.
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I should and it will destroy all other threads like these, and I'll have no rules.
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You know... [spoiler]Never mind[/spoiler]
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No, tell me
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Nah...
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Because I don't know
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( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)
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[spoiler]Sorry[/spoiler]
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Yeah you better be
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Heyyy...
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It's fine, it's Sunday night, think I'll just have a soda tonight.
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*DIRECTLY hands you a soda* Drink it... Quick
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*Gulps it down quickly* Definitely take that whiskey Friday though, thanks man.
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No problem
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No guess I'll just eat you