...Really? Because around here that's pretty much par for the course.
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Hands you a marker and a box filled with countless bananas. Let's do this.
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Sweet. I think the first goal is to see if we can send something just a minute or two forward in time. So we can see the results, and know them for what they are.
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Ok. Attaches a rope to the banana and gets ready to throw it. On your command.
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*was searching for an operation manual in the back compartment* Oh. Uh, now, I guess.
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Throws banana through the portal.
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*waits fifteen seconds* Okay, try pulling it back. Let's see what happened.
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Pulls back on the rope attached to the banana. It comes flying back out and nails you in the face. Sorry.
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*ouches* Damn! That's okay, it's not a rock. *examines the banana. It's fossilized.* ...Huh. *the rope, oddly enough, is unchanged* .....[i]Huh.[/i] ....RANGER! We need help.