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1/11/2015 6:02:11 AM
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*slowly licks you*
Yum i would like you to meet my friend chocolate bar girl
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Oh, joy! Let me turn up the heat so she melt a little bit on us. Let's get this force-fück-Fest on the road.
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You can i am umm have to go do that thing and the other thing and beat up noble 9 again
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Fine, oh, fine. But the more you ignore your sugary urges, my dear, the stronger my cauldron of dark powers and throbbing torture devices will grow. Heehee! Toodaloo!
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*brings out laser pistol and shoots you rapidly* [muttering under my breath] little creep
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*seems dead for a second, then rises up slowly by levitation, no emotion in pupil-less eyes* you shouldn't have done that. *bloodcurdling screech* *darkness consumes awesome* *nothing is left of the boy* Tralalalalalaaa, lalalala....
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Exept i am the darkness *it drops me right beside you
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Oh, I see it's taken a hold of you, but not quite consumed you. I may have underestimated you. Hoohoo!
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Guess what *blows up chocolate base girl* *gets the darkness to consume you* Respect your superiors
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Ohoo! That tickles! Oh, it's been awhile since a fine lad has attempted to have his way with my sweet tooth! And I'd have you know that you merely adopted the darkness. I was born in it.
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Wrong i am the darkness
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Haha! You youngsters are so cute when you're mad. Now if you'll excuse me, I must fetch some Peanut Brittle from the Nut Horse stables for Princess Bubblegum. *daintily walks away, humming*
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*darakness appears around you*
