I was moving my hand down to my waist (y'know to walk like a regular human) and basically pimp slapped her ass, what do I do now?
BTW she wasn't mad, she thought it was pretty funny.
[spoiler]inb4 stop oppressing her, her ass actually oppressed my hand[/spoiler]
And yes, my hand bounced off.
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That's not an accident. That's fate. Tell her, there's more where that came from and invite her over.